#(dear crocodile)

[ask-sir-crocodile]

I need a new studying method for test, do know of any??????

Figure out how you learn, and come up with at least three methods of cheating that suit you. Don’t become too reliant on other people, but don’t be afraid to use them. 

[ask-sir-crocodile]

Can i have some life advice,? How does one go about killing Monkey D. Luffy

[ask-sir-crocodile]

If a relationship doesn’t present any sort of benefit, don’t bother entering into it.

 Frankly, if I like someone enough to keep them around, I’d prefer a relationship I’d have more to gain from. For example, a business partnership or a subordinate relationship, rather than a romantic one. Romance is too sloppy.

As for you, Miss Chief Guard, Sakazuki’s a lost cause and I don’t think drugging him is going to help you.

[ask-sir-crocodile]

How do you relax? Like, after a long day or whatever, what would you suggest we do to relax?

[ask-sir-crocodile]

(ask-mingo-and-croco): I have this friend who always smokes around me, never laughs, and always hits me with his rings on. How can I make this stop? -Doffy

[ask-sir-crocodile]

I want to suck someones dick but im too shy , what should i do ?

Suck their dick, idiot.

[ask-sir-crocodile]

Dear Crocodile, Sir, I fell in love with my friend but I'm pretty sure I'll lose her entirely if I told her.

[ask-sir-crocodile]

Crocodile, how do you deal with anger problems? Like say I want to kill a bunch of people cuz I'm so mad! What's the best way to avoid conflict and de-stress?!

It avoids trouble down the road, and it’s the only solution that really puts my mind at ease.