The sand's perfectly dry...

I suppose I've got a few minutes to waste on your questions.  [inbox: 775 messages]

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(ooc post but here's a pinup i drew for croc's bday this year!)

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Don't you get it? You're going to die.

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So you say crimes make you sexier, does that mean doffy is sexy to you?

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*gives him baby Luffy*

Let your maternal instincts flow

*Vanishes into thin air*

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((Hey everyone! I just want to thank you all for making this blog so fun all these years! I love reading all your tags and replies, and the ask box has always been my go-to when I’m feeling uninspired. I know posts are very sporadic, but I just want you all to know that I’m still having a blast and I hope you guys are having fun too!!))

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Have you ever taken buggy to mcdonald’s only ordered for yourself and left him crying in the back seat ?

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Have you heard about mihawks adopted children yet?

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yo. *teleports doflamingo to you* alright you two will stick together for the next 3 asks [or not] *dissolves*

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how and why are you so handsome

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How're things working out with Cross Guild and having to pretend Buggy is your boss?

It's not a bad arrangement.

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So, how do you feel about Mihawk? He seems like a pretty chill guy and you used to work together back in the warlord days.

He's a weirdo.

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How are your banana gators doing if they are still with you?

They're Fine.

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did you know that uhhhhhhhhhh big titties

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Less peaceful than my home but good enough

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bonus 

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did you know that uhhhhhhhhhh big titties

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did you know that uhhhhhhhhhh big titties

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Have you ever or are you still committing legal tax evasion? There’s loopholes you can abuse.