Why are the men that kill people (in fiction) just naturally hot?
couldn't tell ya but im going to use this ask as my opportunity to spread final fantasy xv propaganda, specifically for the latest fictional killing man of my desires
everyone say hello to the garbage pail man, ardyn izunia
for my sephiroth enjoyers, he's like if sephiroth never used any shampoo while he showered. or if he never showered. and also if he was like a vampire. but not actually a vampire. and also if he had the bubonic plague
he's an interesting antagonist because he's the vehicle for square enix's stepping kink. this guy stomps on multiple people just to assert his dominance. with pov camera angles too
in the guide book there's even a little doodle of just his boot on his page. no other character gets this
this is a discussion to be saved for an email to square enix.
there's also a whimper/moan audio of him that drags on for a full minute in his dlc. he even calls one of the characters "a good boy" at one point
and of course he kills people
weird stuff and weird guy. square enix is so crazy. who would even be into all that? only a real weirdo would be. i can't think of a single person who could be the target audience haha
anyways. everyone play ffxv right now. peak gaming. if you like being a boy and running around midwest USA with your boyfriends then this game is for you

















