#(height)

[animentality]

[captainvulcant]

Just saw a post asking how tall people are and now I want to make it a poll. Apologies to people in the fringe height categories, you do not get specifics.

How tall are you?

Short and probably angry about it - 4'10 | 147cm and under

Has delusions of height - 4'11-5' | 149-152

High shelves are the devil - 5'1-5'2 | 155-157

It could be worse - 5'3-5'4 | 160-162

Mid - 5'5-5'6 | 165-167

Schrodinger's height dilemma - 5'7-5'8 | 170-173

Getting there champ - 5'9-5'10 | 175-178

6ft men are mad I put these two together - 5'11-6'0 | 180-183

Men want you, high-heels fear you - 6'1-6'2 | 185-188

Beds just fit me - 6'3-6'4 | 190-193

Short doors are the devil - 6'5-6'6 | 195-198

Why - 6'7+ | 200+

Voting ended onJun 30, 2025

I had to consult a chart for this

*edit - the chart did not help, I'm shit at maths (see my reblog), if your height is not included please feel free to vote based on vibes alone into whichever category closest to your height feels right

[augmentedpolls]

How tall are you according to the cursed height chart?

gremlin (4’11”-5’4” or 150-164 cm)

fiend (5’5-5’7” or 165-172 cm)

cryptid (5’8”-6’0” or 173-183 cm)

eldritch horror (6’0”-6’3” or 184-190 cm)

all-knowing deity (>6’3” or >190 cm)

gnome (<4’11” or <150 cm)

results

Voting ended onOct 18, 2025

[eps-lon]

Gotta post this before the electricity gets cut here, because of this massive storm😭

on the last pannel I imagine him looking down on me🥺🙏

[tumbler-polls]

For USAmericans: height converter

What's your height?

< 140 cm

141-150 cm

151-155 cm

156-160 cm

161 - 165 cm

166-170 cm

171-175 cm

176-180 cm

181-190 cm

191-200 cm

201-215 cm

> 215 cm

Voting ended onMar 3, 2024

[werewolfadmirer]

Hey moots!!

I’m curious. How tall are y’all? I want to see how tall (short) I am next to you!

I’m 152cm / 5’1 !!

tags:

@unnecessaryheadache @serpentine-starlight @whatonearthisgoingon @luna---lovegood @acelovesremuslupin !!!

[former-incel]

Bruno Mars is 5'5". He's shorter than almost 90% of grown men. According to experts who reblog my posts and know everything about women's height preferences, he's guaranteed to die alone. So, if I Google search "Bruno Mars girlfriend", I know I'll find only complaints from him about women not liking short men.

Wow. Apparently, he has a girlfriend. He's been with Jessica Caban for 14 years. She's only an inch shorter than him.

Daniel Radcliffe is also 5'5". Maybe Bruno Mars is just a lucky exception. I'm sure Daniel Radcliffe is hopelessly single, right? Nope, he's been with Erin Darke for 13 years, and she's taller than him.

It's a mystery. How are so many short men able to overcome the impossible odds?

Well, that's just two men. Maybe they're both just exceptions. If I Google search "short male celebrities", I'm sure most of them would be hopelessly single.

What about this one, Michael Fox? He's even shorter. He's 5'4". There's no way in hell that any woman would want him when there are taller men everywhere. I'm absolutely certain that he's hopelessly single. Oops, he isn't. He's been married to Tracy Pollan for 37 years. She's taller than him.

This one's definitely single. Peter Dinklage is 4'5". You thought those other men were short? He's a whole foot shorter. It's so sad to think of how pitiful his life must be with no chance of a woman ever wanting him. If I do a Google search for him, I can say with absolute certainty that the first thing I'll find is his involvement on incel forums. Oh, look, it's the "Quick Facts" section. Wait, does that say "spouse"? Who is this Erica Schmidt who he's married to? Hold on, she's 5'6"? She's over a foot taller than him! What's going on here? I thought women were hardwired to reject short men on sight!

I'm sure the experts will have some kind of explanation.