Sentence starters based on Skype chats with my brother, out of context:
“The abyss is full of nothing but hipsters.” “Perhaps I am a Care Bears villain.” “I just got off the phone with Satan. He says hello.” “It is part of my culture to insult yours, your disregard of that is deeply insulting.” “Who is your favourite demon lord?” “Do you ever have that moment when you look away for a few moments and Armenia gets invaded?” “Your animations are nothing but heresy.” “Just throw blood at the problem.” “Who doesn't love a puppet ruler?” “I am entirely devoid of sodium of any kind.” “Can things taste eldritch?” “All extremism is always bad at all times ever.” “Did I hear... Heresy?” “Shush, sleep now. It will all seem but a dream come morning.” “But I have a cunning plan.” “We have reserves.” “We’re sending in progressively stronger forces.” “Is it bad that I feel pride for having a friend scared of me, when they have high tech armaments, and I have a piece of toast and a cheeky voice?” “With great power, comes great disdain of responsibility.” “I REFUSE THE REFUSAL.” “Why does no one learn anything in biology class other than me?” “Murder doesn’t solve problems unless done with extreme discretion.” “...Were you thinking of weaponizing the cocoa?” “Why are there so many lizards?” “About 16 lives were the cost of messing around with some rocks idly for fun.” “I’m a good person.”