#(no!!!!)

[spikemuthtoothfairy]

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"REE!!!!!"

[abyssmalice]

...While the Hydro Archon is distracted talking to that guy, should I kill her? Even she doesn't have eyes behind her back, right?

[hexwhore]

Good morning sunshines!! I have 6 birthday prompt drabbles scheduled for today, and more to come in the next few days. There was way more interest than I was expecting and work is still busy, but I’m going to get to every prompt that was sent, pinky promise 💕

First one goes up in twenty minutes at noon! 🎉

[sensesdialed-aa]

@snikthija​ asked: "I mean I would totally kill Brad for you." // random asks ( always accepting )

    “PLEASE DON’T KILL BRAD!”

[theaterism]

“my excuse for lying is that no one ever tells me to be honest. they simply ask a question and expect me to tell the truth. so i’m not entirely to blame.”

[theaterism]

“those are all brilliant ideas. i think you’d make a fantastic phantom of the theater.” a pause. “once i vanished for a week and spent the whole time causing trouble. which was clearly the best way to spend it. so! i would absolutely help with the pranks.”

[sensesdialed-aa]

the bloop

[magicbyhalves]

hot sauce on cheese burgers

“.... That sounds like a great idea.”