his sister (only girl among 5 kids) used to be the keyboardist for their band but she got married in 2020 to a clout chasing depp supporting youtuber and now they make really gross family vlogging content of their three kids (who she's basically given birth to for the content, since she loves making pregnancy an aesthetic and the 3 under 3 lifestyle). their content is basically "henpecked lazy incompetent husband who only knows to play video games and raise lizards among his infant children who he does not even hold half the time + self obsessed mom who wants her kids to be a carbon copy of herself and her brothers"
she used to run an online store that was decently successful but many dropped it because the products ended up being cheap quality and overpriced. she also came under fire for selling a purse that a fan gave to her as a gift on the site. she deletes comments of people pointing out that her kids look unhappy and her parenting practices are really harmful, that her kids are people not her dolls. plus she and her husband make "quirky" comments about how their 2 sons can date whenever they want but their daughter can't bring a boy home ever.
the youngest brother is basically a whore (derogatory). he wasnt a part of their band or anything and is usually removed from their music/acting projects, but he's always seen partying with underage girls or freshly legal ones he catches (all of whom were fans of the driver era or ross since his disney days) while being a groupie for the driver era. very silly but he also charges a fortune for "exclusive content" and an overpriced hoodie as a part of his instagram following
their mom is a headache. she homeschooled the 5 of them, which is fine enough but never let them have friends outside of their siblings, a parenting model her daughter is following today. also she had them all in this dance camp for tweens, and there's a video of the lynch siblings, 4 brothers and 1 sister performing a really sexual dance that has all the boys compete for the hand of their own SISTER. they were only 10 or so at the time.


















