Nov 29, 2023
"At least Christmas music was largely avoidable in the clink."
He is not vibrating with excitement for December.
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"At least Christmas music was largely avoidable in the clink."
He is not vibrating with excitement for December.
"I mispronounce 'khaki' on purpose and I'm not going to stop."
"Sometimes it takes an unpleasant bastard to achieve what good people can't." Simon pulls a book out of his desk drawer and settles in to read.
@legalbrats continued from here
Simon clamped his hand around Klavier's wrist and slowly, firmly pushed his arm down.
"Don't ever grab me without me expecting it. It's dangerous." He was tempted to squeeze until it hurt, but the samurai let go. He sighed and muttered, 'Athena makes this look so easy.'
Simon massaged one temple and closed his eyes, reaching deep into his patience.
"Klavier. How can you expect others to meet halfway if you won't do it yourself? I'll ask one more time. Tell me what this is really about." He gritted his teeth a little. "I am trying very... very hard to hear you out as a friend right now. Not your girlfriend. You. One last time."
[legalbrats] "Herr Scarecrow, what did you do to Maria? She's acting like you are going to kill our firstborn."
"Surely you should be more concerned about the idea of having a firstborn than with anything about me. I do hope you'll be ready for the challenge."
"You might be wondering how I go freely shopping with a hawk and a sword at my sides. Well, it's quite easy."
He holds up a business card emblazoned with "I DO WHAT I WANT."
"Anyone 'round here missing a benji? Either I'm being bribed or my fine feathered friend has discovered how to commit armed robbery." Simon holds up a one-hundred-dollar bill. Taka looks pleased with herself.
"By god, I love my job. I love my boss. Nowhere else do you get to see your superior calling a giant talking ape to court over a copyright suit that requires reparations in bloody bananas."