#(snortlaughing)

[thefreelanceangel]

I am so glad Anna is fictional 'cause y'all do not have survival instincts...

...yes okay I don't either but that's not the point.

[lankybrunettepartdeux]

*accidentally hover over @hermannco‘s pic* *sees banner and PROMPTLY SNORTS DIET SODA UP NOSE*

[thebiscuiteternal]

i haven't been in the gw2 tag (or the game, really) while i've been trying to drag myself out of the pit(tm), so their april fool's gag got me good.

[thebiscuiteternal]

[thebiscuiteternal]

awkward translation hilarity ahoy

[thebiscuiteternal]

IDK if I mentioned it, but a few weeks ago, a rather expensive thing Mama had ordered to hide away for Dad's birthday got stolen off our porch. (She was ready to report it as having never been delivered until the daughter of our recently-passed neighbor told us their cameras had seen the porch pirate).

So my folks, for the first time ever, ordered a security camera.

They're still working out the calibrations.

[thebiscuiteternal]

Which ‘Florida Man’ Story You Are, According To Your Zodiac Sign | Oxygen Official Site

It’s human nature to want to truly understand yourself, but always an eternal struggle to actually accomplish this feat. People are complicated — well, OK, fine, maybe not everyone. If you’ve ever read a “Florida Man” headline, you know people are at least … confusing.

Cancer: “Florida Man Breaks Into Jail Trying To Hang With Friends” ...yeah okay, fair.

[thebiscuiteternal]

::tiny wheezing noises::