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[thebiscuiteternal]

Fireworks: Legal Where You Live

Can Buy, Can't Shoot

Can Shoot, Can't Buy

Both

Neither

Remaining time: 11 hours 26 minutes

[thebiscuiteternal]

If Not, Does This Actually Stop Anybody?

Yes

No

Lol, No

Remaining time: 11 hours 27 minutes

[thebiscuiteternal]

Oh, right, I should probably include my own stupid as fuck local technicality.

So, like, *technically,* it's Neither here, except for the little hand sparklers you can get at Walmart. County ordinance.

However.

See all these points where inter/intrastate highways cross the county line?

There is a major fireworks store on the other side of the line at almost every single one of them, most of them owned by the same company. It's literally part of their business model to sell shit to all the illegal pyros here. Once upon a time, the sheriff's office would set up road traps to catch people bringing their hauls back into the county, but I think they decided "fuck it" a long time back because there were just too many. Nobody gives a shit anymore except to hand out fines when something catches fire.

[thebiscuiteternal]

hahahaha yep that porridge was a delicious, delicious mistake. I haven't thrown up, but the pain is like my stomach is trying to crawl up my throat and escape my body, dragging the rest of my digestive system behind it. I don't think I'm gonna be able to even *try* to take my medication tonight, and I should probably try sleeping in my chair tonight instead of lying down.

I only have myself to blame this time.

[thebiscuiteternal]

Fireworks: Legal Where You Live

Can Buy, Can't Shoot

Can Shoot, Can't Buy

Both

Neither

Remaining time: 11 hours 26 minutes

[thebiscuiteternal]

If Not, Does This Actually Stop Anybody?

Yes

No

Lol, No

Remaining time: 11 hours 27 minutes

[thebiscuiteternal]

Fireworks: Legal Where You Live

Can Buy, Can't Shoot

Can Shoot, Can't Buy

Both

Neither

Remaining time: 11 hours 26 minutes

[thebiscuiteternal]

another potato quality shot

This is the first time a mourning dove has come to the dishes. usually they stick to the back yard because there are more shady spots to hide in.

[thebiscuiteternal]

I'm probably gonna regret this, but I spent all day crockpotting a mild shredded beef and rice porridge (with corn, obv) in an attempt to eat a little meat today. It's actually delicious, so if it doesn't kill my guts, I might eat some more tomorrow. And if it does kill my guts, I've already divided it up to freeze until I'm well enough to enjoy it.

[sonicthehedgehog]

Take a sneak peek at the upcoming 35th Anniversary short form animation, Sonic the Hedgehog: Memories and Beyond!

[torchickentacos]

I feel the need to tell everyone that the reddit lacqueristas aren't feeling very celebratory for the 4th right now (rightfully and obviously), so instead of red/white/blue nails, everyone's doing DC reflecting pool algae shitshow green nails for the 4th of July instead 😭

[miothemenace]

She so smoll only need one popcorn 🍿

[millenianthemums]

idc what anyone says, monsters motivated by love are a thousand times scarier than any other kind. hive minds that subsume all life out of a genuine belief that everyone will be happier that way. aliens that subjugate humanity out of a colonizer mindset of “helping” a primitive species. things that mutate bodies and minds out of a desire to “fix” or “cure” them. undead creatures that want to spread the curse to their loved ones so they also never have to die.

monsters that treat their victims like scared family pets that don’t want their medicine. monsters that think they know best. monsters that wield the corrupting, devastating, horrifying power of love.

nothing is scarier to me.

[onalongroadleadingnowhere]

“Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive.

It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies.

The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated;

but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

They may be more likely to go to Heaven yet at the same time likelier to make a Hell of earth." - C.S Lewis

[daeriann]

𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚎𝚕𝚜𝚎 𝚖𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚝 𝚠𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚐

[captain-price-returns]

Oh wow the 250th Fourth of July parade has been cancelled lol

[captain-price-returns]

Fun fact: the DC area will be hotter than 99% of the earth tomorrow!

[captain-price-returns]

Also I get the sense that very few people in DC are aware that federal officials wrote detailed analyses warning of the air quality health risks of the enormous 850K fireworks set to go off — and that the admin did not release those findings to the public

[captain-price-returns]

Fox News has done irreversible damage to some people.

[flootzavut]

It's not global climate change, it's someone who just really hates Trump so much they changed the earth's entire climate. Christ.

[thebiscuiteternal]

One random lone firework at 2 this morning. It was so out of the blue (black? 'cause night?) that I wouldn't have believed it was a firework if I hadn't seen the bloom over the trees.

[eurodynamic]

CAPTAIN AMERICA 'Seaside Sentinel' Costume Marvel Rivals Summer Festival 2026

[dirigibleplumbing]

so this is what it's like being the fan who is serviced by fanservice...

@sabrecmc

[iconuk01]

Oh, oh this is AMAZING!!! :)

I don't even play the game and this has me giggling like an idiot.

[fibro-memes]

[itsexclusive]

[librarycards]

please i need him to die on 4th of july gaudy as fuck 'america 250' celebration that would be the funniest thing ever i wouldn't even bitch about the fireworks. i wouldn't even do that.