[ text message ] it’s not really their fault. just my own doing because i’m a huge moron 🥰 let go get drinks? I’ve been standing and walking better so I can do dumb drunken stuff now!
[ text message ] as someone with a pretty impressive track record of fuck ups, let me give you some advice: just smile and wave.. just smile and wave. pretend it never happened.
[ text message ] so i've noticed! let's do it and in the wise words of barney stinson, it's going to be legen-- wait for it... --dary.





