#(very brief)

[cherrywineisawaltz]

Just saw that post w the pictures and caption "resident!reader w jack and Robby" and now I’m thinking what resident!reader and jacks fine ass would’ve looked like in the 90s/00s ughhh girl

Ik they would’ve been that fine ass couple next door that were just somehow always touching up on each other and u could’ve hear they asses getting nasty five houses down

Omggg I’m feeling light headed

YOU GET ME!!! YOU SO GET ME!!!

Always being caught outside your old apartment building, lips locked in a drunken kiss after a few drinks after your shift, fingers tangled in his hair, pulling away at the discretion of your disgruntled neighbors on their way into the building. Giggling into Jack's shoulder as your older neighbors stroll past you pressed against the hallway wall with shaken heads, meek apologies leaving your lips, a charmingly startled greeting leaving Jack's lips, your palm shoving into his shoulder as your laughs echo through the short corridor, a door slamming shut down the way. It’s confusing to see you with Robby the following week, lips pressed in a chaste kiss as he drops you off at the front of the building on his bike, hands tugging you forward to brace yourself on his shoulders, spine arched to accommodate the dip in height, fingers looped into the belt loops of your jeans before you part, waving goodbye as the engine rears off into the distance. It’s even more confusing when you’re seen tangled with Jack again the following days after, keys fumbling in your hands as Jack's lips press to the slope of your neck, shrieking as he picks you up to carry you through the apartment door once you finally have it open.

“Fuck—Jack,” your loud mewls float through the thin walls of the building, sharp gasps breathed into Jacks open mouth, bed springs creaking under your hips. Jack's large hands guide the slam of your pussy down onto his cock, sheathing completely to the hilt, blushing tip painting precum all over your insides, groaning at the squeeze of your cunt trying to push him out with each drag of his cock. Slick makes a mess of you both, sticky against the back of your thighs and the tops of his, coming down to his balls, clit brushing the mess of pubes, pleasure shooting up through your belly. “That’s it, baby, ride my cock—mm—fuck yeah,” his hands tug your across his lap in erratic upward thrusts, desperate to make you both cum, heels pressed to the mattress to drive up into your sopping cunt, making you crying out. “Cum, please—wanna feel you cum. Make a mess all over me, that’s it—fucking soak me, baby.” Your neighbors hate you btw.

[shellolechello]

marridge tuxedo dresses yes

also my sketch of fem future jjared

bawls my eye

that og sketch that made me draw jared and warden in dresses

ones idont really care for under the cut/olderish ones from before i changed up the way i drew jared

started to draw him a little differently sometime when i drew theese drwaings

[ikeepforgettimypassword]

No offense to Remus enjoyers but I always found the wish for him to be redeemed to be odd. Like if my intrusive thoughts were a character, there is nothing redeemable about them. I want no business with the part of my brain that tells me I should kill myself, or convinces me that I'm going to be attacked as soon as I walk outside, or that I'm a dangerous person. Like...why would I???

Cause that's Remus' entire thing- he isn't just "dark creativity" He is a background thought that has no purpose. Unlike Roman, who is front and center and largely intentional.

Again, no hate- I honestly do enjoy sympathetic Remus fan work, I think it's really cute! But I think the hope that he will be redeemed in the future is a false one.

[system-hottakes]

Not a serious hot take, but the endoskeletons from 2014 indie horror franchise Five Nights At Freddy's are the only endos I support

-- Umbrella

lmao, same. the only endos I support are Fnaf endos, because at least they're honest when they try kill me

[catholicapothecary]

Some cool excerpts from the Second Vatican Council:

The Holy Catholic Church, which is the Mystical Body of Christ, is made up of the faithful who are organically united in the Holy Spirit by the same faith, the same sacraments and the same government and who, combining together into various groups which are held together by a hierarchy, form separate Churches or Rites.

Orientalium Ecclesiarum §2

First, the council professes its belief that God Himself has made known to mankind the way in which men are to serve Him, and thus be saved in Christ and come to blessedness. We believe that this one true religion subsists in the Catholic and Apostolic Church, to which the Lord Jesus committed the duty of spreading it abroad among all men. Thus He spoke to the Apostles: "Go, therefore, and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have enjoined upon you" (Matt. 28: 19-20). On their part, all men are bound to seek the truth, especially in what concerns God and His Church, and to embrace the truth they come to know, and to hold fast to it.

Dignitatis Humanae §1

In the formation of their consciences, the Christian faithful ought carefully to attend to the sacred and certain doctrine of the Church. For the Church is, by the will of Christ, the teacher of the truth. It is her duty to give utterance to, and authoritatively to teach, that truth which is Christ Himself, and also to declare and confirm by her authority those principles of the moral order which have their origins in human nature itself. Furthermore, let Christians walk in wisdom in the face of those outside, "in the Holy Spirit, in unaffected love, in the word of truth" (2 Cor. 6:6-7), and let them be about their task of spreading the light of life with all confidence and apostolic courage, even to the shedding of their blood.

Dignitatis Humanae §14

…the power of the Holy Spirit the Church will remain the faithful spouse of her Lord and will never cease to be the sign of salvation on earth…

Gaudium et Spes §43

Basing itself upon Sacred Scripture and Tradition, it teaches that the Church, now sojourning on earth as an exile, is necessary for salvation. Christ, present to us in His Body, which is the Church, is the one Mediator and the unique way of salvation. In explicit terms He Himself affirmed the necessity of faith and baptism and thereby affirmed also the necessity of the Church, for through baptism as through a door men enter the Church. Whosoever, therefore, knowing that the Catholic Church was made necessary by Christ, would refuse to enter or to remain in it, could not be saved.

Lumen Gentium §14

But often men, deceived by the Evil One, have become vain in their reasonings and have exchanged the truth of God for a lie, serving the creature rather than the Creator. Or some there are who, living and dying in this world without God, are exposed to final despair. Wherefore to promote the glory of God and procure the salvation of all of these, and mindful of the command of the Lord, "Preach the Gospel to every creature", the Church fosters the missions with care and attention.

Lumen Gentium §16

Because of the very economy of salvation the faithful should learn how to distinguish carefully between those rights and duties which are theirs as members of the Church, and those which they have as members of human society. Let them strive to reconcile the two, remembering that in every temporal affair they must be guided by a Christian conscience, since even in secular business there is no human activity which can be withdrawn from God's dominion.

Lumen Gentium §36

But the task of authentically interpreting the word of God, whether written or handed on, has been entrusted exclusively to the living teaching office of the Church, whose authority is exercised in the name of Jesus Christ. This teaching office is not above the word of God, but serves it, teaching only what has been handed on, listening to it devoutly, guarding it scrupulously and explaining it faithfully in accord with a divine commission and with the help of the Holy Spirit, it draws from this one deposit of faith everything which it presents for belief as divinely revealed.

Dei Verbum §10

[redwiddershins]

I remember that one of the earliest things I drew of Silas was this sketch comic of him having a rare moment of self-reflection sometime after that wedding with Poor Edward. I sometimes wonder about cleaning it up and sharing it sometime :0c

[nn-the-doodle]

Vladimir surviving the firecrackers from outside

(It sounds like a shootout)

[machabre]

What’s the furynov morning routine like on the days they spend together?

It makes sense for Sergei to be up first doesn't it?

but I sort of see it being Bryan most of the time. He leaves Sergei to sleep for a full 8 hours, the man needs it. And besides, a thorough scanning look at Sergei while in the tranquility of deep sleep is a treat in and of itself for Bryan. Like I said he delights in the organic delicateness of Sergei specifically and admittedly loves to feel his slowed down breathing and heart rate next to him for a while, so sometimes he'll just lay there

Bryan still likes to take a shower and has a few tasks a cyborg needs to do (if nothing else, he's just a little particular about his hair looking like that.) which he does quietly.

Sometimes he tries to make breakfast for Sergei on the days they actually have together. Sometimes they'll go out. (But if anything, it's to get him to stay, and Fury's way of reminding him that he is there if he needs anything after that, because he can't bring himself to actually say it, lmao.) Drag usually wakes somewhere around that time. I think a quick morning routine is ingrained in Dragunov, being a soldier- so even if there's no mission or briefing or battle to show up for, his bathing, light workout, and grooming are all streamlined and methodical. He's presentable and ready quickly (though Dragunov is also particular about the way he looks too, and grateful that Bryan is NOT sharing the mirror and dishing up snark about his eyebrows)

Still, Bryan will almost always be waiting at the table, breakfast almost done. He's no Gordon Ramsay, but he's more skilled at cooking than he lets on (He was very human once and needed to eat too). Having taken a burden off Sergei's shoulders, and with the pleased way he's looking at him, the war cyborg might just be tolerable, he might even love him a little today. (even though his filthy boots are resting on the table or in the chair he's just about to use, goddamn you Bryan).

Fury almost always hops up in a manner that's like "you're finally ready?" often with some quip about organics requiring so much work (so he took some of it off his hands) or how long Sergei slept, gives him a kiss, or at least a little form of physical affection before serving him breakfast and yeah, Bryan does still mooch some off the plate, for analysis.

——

Sometimes they do wake up at the same time, and if they're both in a good mood, neither are above morning sex or showering together. Not something they want to try if either wakes up touchy or grumpy though, the two can be fucking volatile and ruin the rest of a rare kind of day. So maybe it's a good thing Bryan has no circadian rhythm.

(at this point why don't I just write fanfics lmao. I'm awful with plot so you people get this rambling stuff)