#(wilf no)

[rosetintedgunman]

*concerned lark noises* ( @paladinquest )

@paladinquest

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*Confused Wilf noises while he holds an armful of bricks*

[rosetintedgunman]

“Since this blog is now two years ooolld...”

“This means I can have unprompted tantrums whenever I want, right?”

[rosetintedgunman]

Ki was staring at Wilford, with a loving look on their face, "Has I told you how cute you aren today?"

@hxcked

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“Ya haven’t, actually. I’m missin’ out on my daily affirmations an’ whatnot. I’m gonna fade into nothingness by th’ end of th’ day.”

[rosetintedgunman]

@starkbirthed - Did Mark hire a wedding inspector??

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“HAH! I knew it! I-I mean. That is good ya have th’ cake sorted. Don’t forget ‘bout that theme. Yer gonna hafta start lookin’ fer flowers soon, missy. We all know how fussy th’ groom-ta-be will be if he doesn’t have that flower-crown absolutely perfect~!”

[rosetintedgunman]

@defectiveanarchy - I was just asking a question sheesh no need ta be so crabby

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Rose frowned, unimpressed by the choice of answer. But if this fellow is going to act like that, then Rose would have to do likewise.

“See, that sorta shit’s expensive. If yer gonna go ‘round eatin’ planets, yer gonna hafta stick ta ketchup like th’ rest of us.”

[rosetintedgunman]

One of the many Jims, "wHOAH, you hugged Dark, and lIVE D?????"

Wilford nodded, chest puffed out in some form of bravado. "Ya heard me, Jim. I got nice an' close, then scooped him into one of my Warfstache™ hugs. He didn't even object!" Sure, he'd probably get in big trouble later, but it would be worth it.

[rosetintedgunman]

“It’s official - yer lookin’ at th’ most handsomest man in all th’ land~”

[rosetintedgunman]

@starkbirthed - Continued from here

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Egad! It actually worked! Wilford giggled as he was lifted up. His moustache twitched with the smile that peeked out underneath. "I shrunk!" He says this like it was a victory. "I was tryin' some magic an' it backfired!"