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I've been rereading the odd numbers discourse post (iykik) and I'm assigning DS9 characters to it, whoops

Q: "I think I will cause problems on purpose." Starts the damn thing

Julian: Tries to correct everyone, winds up having several breakdowns

Kira: Nopes the fuck out at the earliest opportunity

Garak: Winds up Julian because it's fun, hounds Dukat as soon as the opportunity arises (see below)

Dukat: Sanctimoniously tries to interject only to make a typo/calculation error and instantly has Garak or Sisko on his ass

Jadzia: When not aiding and abetting Garak in bullying Julian, will toss in an unprovoked comment and watch the fallout

Sisko: Watching with popcorn, occasionally tries to get Julian to calm tf down, fails, makes fun of Dukat's errors when he spots them

Jake and Nog: Misread the statement, start the 'two is an odd number discourse', nearly meet their end by Julian's hand

Ezri: Innocently brings the option of Zero to the table, chaos ensues, Julian's blood pressure escalates dratmatically, ends up having to be sedated before he ruputures an artery

Quark: Says something so out of pocket that Odo has to barge into the conversation

Keiko and Worf: "If we don't look, it's not happening"; but end up voicing their concern at several points

Miles: Praying to God for salvation/death

Sloan: Watching in horror, decides 'absolutely the fuck not' and decides that he has utterly no interest in Julian, DS9 or its inhabitants anymore.

Ziyal, Leeta and Rom: Mute the chat asap

#* rambling #* ds9 #I will not be taking any criticism thank you~