#* not really

[theconceptofkidney]

*anthropomorphization voice* ever think about how computers are plural?

[mazzystardust]

tim riggins, the boy who hands himself in for a crime he didnt* commit  

[mediocrepresident]

change my avatar to the beloved Inanimate carbon rod- perhaps my favorite simpsons character of all*,

[reset-time-2-archived-blog]

CHARA * do you ever sit there at ungodly late hours * sipping your drink * wondering when your life became so out of control * and then you realize * "when i fucking died"

[ask-sans-archived]

* But I've /literally/ never seen a Disney movie before.

* ........... oh.

[oohsnickers]

Tumblr, you make me regret* all my healthy food choices.