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“ i can’t believe that’s not working. “
“ it's 'whom' when it's the object of the sentence and 'who' when it's the subject. “
“ table-making never seemed so possible. “
“ the architecture reminds one of a quaint Tuscan beet farm."
“ he's gonna try to kill me. “
“ okay, now I'm laughing at you. “
“ i feel God in this Chili's tonight. “
“ what are you doing? what do you expect me to say to that? “
“ i'm really sorry if you misinterpreted things. it's probably my fault. “
“ i'm inventing new diseases. “
“ there's nothing new. “
“ give that to me! give that to me. “
“ [name], I called off my wedding because of you. “
“ it's like squishing a spider under a book. it's gonna be really gross, but i have to see if it's *really* dead. “
“ that's a very rude thing to say, [name]. “
“ i'm sorry. what was the question? “
“ i don't care what they say about me. i just want to eat. “
“ this is what you did last night? “
“ not classy. “
“ [name] said she doesn't like to gamble. of course, by saying that, she was gambling that I wouldn't smack her. “
“ we don't normally download movies illegally because we're honest, hardworking people. “
“ that's what she said. that's what she said! that's what she said! “
“ I know you, [name]. i saw you naked. “
“ those are the rules of Jinx and they are unflinchingly rigid. “
“ i mean, i know that we said, “no big gifts," but i was kind of hoping you'd get me something for Valentine's Day. “
“ i think we're just drunk. “
“ turns out there's no limit to the number of cheese puffs you can throw at someone's face. “











