i feel god in this chili's tonight.

priv. & sel. pam beesly from the office.

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happy halloween 2nd everyone, i’m BACK

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i’ll be back here soon everyone !

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       i’m back from the dead everybody

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📝 This is a talented writer award. Send this to your favorite writers to show them that you appreciate their work!

       i’m,, cry i n g,,,, asdghkl no but really, this is so nice ??? esp cause i’ve been getting quite a few positive messages lately ??????? what have i done to deserve people like you

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How do you say “I don't know” in your native language or the language you are learning?

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Send this to 10 other bloggers that you think are wonderful. Keep the game going, make someone smile.

         i don’t know if someone’s computer glitched, but i received this five times. or, y’know, five different people sent this to me, which is even better. i don’t even know what to say besides thank you !!! like !!! i’m yelling !!!!!!!!!!!!! i love seeing that i have new stuff in my inbox and for every message to say “hey i think ur great” in some form is amazing and i love it. so, thank you to every person who sent this in, i needed it. 

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@knownhistory sent a ‘ ♡ ‘ for an aesthetic post for our muses’ relationship using the instagram template — jim halpert and pam beesly.

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having anxiety and depression at the same time

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’ Great. Now I’m the bad guy. ’

tangled starter sentences!! accepting.

         ‘ jim. jim jim jim jim jim, ‘ pam cooes, giving him a smile. ‘ you’re not the bad guy. you’re just the less fun parent now. i understand that may be hard for you, but i think it’ll be a good learning experience. ‘ 

( interview: ‘ that’s right. pam beesly– fun mom. ha! never thought i’d see this day, but here it is… not sure how long it will last. ‘ )

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idyllicism: 

what in the hell was he DOING?

jim knew, without a shadow of a doubt, that pam was…the one. he’d been in love with her practically since the moment he met her, but he couldn’t just go around kissing engaged women. it didn’t matter who she was, nor how he felt about roy…the fact of the matter? she had a fiance. and he had just kissed her. but worse than that? he didn’t regret it.

every time she’d come to him as of late, he felt himself falling deeper in love with her, and deeper in hate with roy. how she’d stayed with him all of this time was honestly a mystery to jim; he could say he loved her all he liked, but jim had seen all the tears, seen how much he hurt her…and by god, did she deserve better. that wasn’t to stay he deemed himself worthy of her (would a good guy kiss an engaged woman? probably not. ), but roy was…so far beneath her.

the slamming of his heart against his chest seemed to become faster, louder, shift to a throbbing in his head. nothing made sense anymore. what the hell did he do now? fuck.

“ pam… ” there was a pause; he had a lot he needed to figure out. “ don’t go. i shouldn’t have…i’m sorry. but please don’t go, ” it wasn’t as if he could force her to stay; wasn’t as if he would even try, but the last thing he wanted was for his feelings to push her away. “ i really, really shouldn’t have done that. can we just – pretend that never happened? please? it was a mistake. i wasn’t thinking. ”

it certainly didn’t feel like a mistake – but what else could he possibly say? she still had roy.

it’s all hitting her at once and she doesn’t know what the hell to do. part of her is saying she should run out of there and drive home; another, telling her to stay, to work things out; and the last part is suggesting that maybe she should kiss jim again.         ‘ pretend it never happened? ‘         she repeats, though she heard him perfectly well.        ‘ just... give me a second. to process this. ‘ 

tears unwillingly roll down her cheek, though she’s not full on sobbing. it’s a very quiet cry. it’s not that she’s sad, really, just overwhelmed. how is anyone supposed to react when something like this happens?        ‘ i’ll stay. but there’s no ignoring this, not really. ‘          she couldn’t ignore this, and she had no idea how jim has ignored his feelings for her for god knows how long. shaky fingers twirl the band on her ring finger, red eyes staring at it with uncertainty. perhaps this was the final push she needed to finally end things, because it was obvious her current relationship was not only not working, but getting progressively worse. pam was a smart girl. she knew it was only a matter of time until roy took his anger out on a physical level. ( jim seemed more and more appealing by the second. )

she scoots herself to the end of the couch, away from jim, and crosses her arms, almost folding in on herself. how fragile she must’ve looked. words tumble around in her head, and while all seem like the right thing to say, she doesn’t say most of what she’s thinking. instead she decides to prompt jim for his opinion--         ‘ do you think roy will ever change? ‘        it’s a change of subject, sure, but in all reality pam is looking for some validation. she won’t seem like the bad guy if someone else thinks roy is set in his awful ways, too.

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` ° • ✧ TANGLED SENTENCE STARTERS.

’ Call it what you will… fate… destiny… ’ ’ You smell that? Take a deep breath through the nose. ’ ’ Really let that seep in. ’ ’ What are you getting? ’ ’ Your thoughts? ’ ’ I don’t know why, but overall it just smells like the color brown. ’ ’ I could get used to a view like this. ’ ’ Yep, I’m used to it. Guys I want a castle. ’ ’ Great. Now I’m the bad guy. ’ ’ Look in that mirror. ’ ’ I see a strong, confident, beautiful young lady. ’ ’ Oh look, you’re here too. ’ ’ Skip the drama, stay with Mama! ’ ’ This is the story of how I died. ’ ’ Don’t worry, this is actually a very fun story and the truth is, it isn’t even mine. ’ ’ Oh… oh no… where is my satchel? ’ ’ I’ve hidden it. Somewhere you’ll never find it. ’ ’ It’s in that pot, isn’t it? ’ ’ I’m just teasing! ’ ’ How you manage to do that every single day without fail! ’ ’ It looks absolutely exhausting, darling! ’ ’ Then I don’t know why it takes so long. ’ ’ Oh, it’s nothing. ’ ’ Who are you, and how did you find me? ’ ’ I know not who you are, nor how I came to find you. ’ ’ May I just say… Hi. How ya doin’? ’ ’ You were my new dream. ’ ’ You should know that this is the strangest thing I’ve ever done! ’ ’ Let’s just assume for the moment that everyone in here doesn’t like me! ’ ’ How ‘bout best two out of three? ’ ’ Who’s that? ’ ’ They don’t like me. ’ ’ Too weak to handle myself out there, huh, ______? ’ ’ Go. Live your dream. ’ ’ Your dream stinks. I was talking to her. ’ ’ I was saying tomorrow is a really big day, and you didn’t really respond. ’ ’ I distinctly remember, your birthday was last year. ’ ’ No no no, can’t be. ’ ’ That’s the funny thing about birthdays, they’re kind of an annual thing. ’ ’ You know how I feel about the mumbling. ’ ’ Blah blah blah blah blah, it’s very annoying! ’ ’ I’m just teasing, you’re adorable. ’ ’ I love you so much, darling. ’ ’ Let me just get this straight. ’ ’ I take you to see the lanterns, bring you back home, and you’ll give me back my satchel? ’ ’ When I promise something, I never ever break that promise. ’ ’ I didn’t want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice. ’ ’ This is kind of an off-day for me. This doesn’t normally happen. ’ ’ Fine! I’ll take you to see the lanterns. ’ ’ You broke my smolder. ’ ’ Here comes the smolder. ’ ’ This is bad, this is very very bad, this is really bad… ’ ’ They just can’t get my nose right! ’ ’ Who cares? ’ ’ Well, it’s easy for you to say… ’ ’ The party lasted an entire week, and honestly, I don’t remember most of it. ’ ’ I’ve been dreaming about them my entire life! ’ ’ Haven’t any of you ever had a dream? ’ ’ What’s your dream? ’ ’ Sorry, boys. I don’t sing. ’ ’ Well, I hope you’re here to apologize. ’ ’ I have something for you too. ’ ’ I should have given it to you before, but I was scared. ’ ’ And the thing is, I’m not scared anymore. ’ ’ You know what I mean? ’ ’ All right, okay, give me a boost, and I’ll pull you up. ’ ’ I just… I can’t believe that after all we’ve been through together, you don’t… trust me? ’ ’ Sorry… my hands are full. ’ ’ I’ve been looking out of a window for eighteen years. ’ ’ And what if it is? What do I do then? ’ ’ What if it’s not everything I dreamed it would be? ’ ’ Well, that’s the good part I guess. ’ ’ You get to go find a new dream. ’ ’ That’s a lot of hair. ’ ’ Oh, now they’re just being mean. ’ ’ I can’t believe I did this! ’ ’ I mean, what she doesn’t know won’t kill her, right? ’ ’ I have made the decision to trust you. ’ ’ So, what do you want with my hair? To cut it? ’ ’ Listen, the only thing I want to do with your hair is to get out of it… ’ ’ I have a big surprise! ’ ’ Did I ever tell you I’ve got a thing for brunettes? ’ ’ Is it ruffians? Thugs? Have they come for me? ’ ’ Stay calm. It can probably smell fear. ’ ’ You should see your faces because you look - ’ ’ I didn’t see that coming. ’ ’ But I know what the big question is? ’ ’ So! Hey can I ask you something? ’ ’ Because I’m not gonna lie, that would be stupendous… ’ ’ Is there any chance that I’m going to get super strength in my hand? ’ ’ Oh. Sorry yes, just… lost in thought I guess. ’ ’ Whoaaaa! Somebody get me a glass! ’ ’ Frying pans… who knew, right? ’ ’ Sorry! Just, don’t… don’t freak out. ’ ’ Is that blood in your mustache? ’ ’ Look at all the blood in his mustache! ’ ’ I can’t help but notice you seem a little at war with yourself here. ’ ’ Now, I’m only picking up bits and pieces here, of course. ’ ’ A little rebellion, a little adventure, that’s good. Healthy, even. ’ ’ I mean, this is serious stuff. ’ ’ But let me ease your conscience. This is part of growing up. ’ ’ You’re way over thinking this, trust me. ’ ’ I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’m letting you out of the deal. ’ ’ What is it going to take for me to get my satchel back? ’ ’ You can’t tell anyone about this, okay? ’ ’ Well, I’ve gotta say, I didn’t know you had that in you back there. ’ ’ Now, I know I’m not supposed to mention the hair. ’ ’ Frankly, I’m too scared to ask about the frog. ’ ’ If you want to see the lanterns so badly, why haven’t you gone before? ’ ’ Why would you ask such a ridiculous question? ’ ’ I’ve spent my entire life hiding from people who would use me for my power… ’ ’ That criminal is to be hanged for his crimes. ’ ’ Hmm. I have magic hair that glows when I sing. ’

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SUPER SHIPPY STARTERS          inspired by Perfect Chemistry

❝ You are the one girl that made me risk eveything for a future worth having.  ❞

❝ We’re actors in our lives, pretendin’ to be who we want people to think we are.  ❞

❝ I want to try making things right because picking up the pieces is way better than leaving them the way they are.  ❞

❝ I wanna know how to make you laugh. I wanna know what makes you cry. ❞

❝ I want to know what it feels like to have you look at me like i’m your knight in shining armor. ❞

❝ One of the things that makes me who I am is the loyalty I have to people I hold close to my heart.  ❞

❝ If there’s one thing I learned, it’s that nobody is here forever. You have to live for the moment, each and every day. ❞

❝ But wishes are only granted in fairy tales.  ❞

❝ I’m losing control.  ❞

❝ You once said you loved me. Do you still? ❞

❝ I never stopped loving you. Even when I tried desperately to forget you. I couldn’t.  ❞

❝ You’ve never seen a guy with his shirt off?  ❞

❝ Believe me, you don’t have anything I haven’t seen before.  ❞

❝ Whoa, Please keep your pants on. ❞

❝ How can I not be crazy in love with you? ❞

❝ If you think you can’t change the world, then go on and follow the path already carved out for you. ❞

❝ Changing the world is'nt easy, but I sure as hell am going to keep trying. Are you?  ❞

❝ I want to tell you how much you’ve become the center of my being. But I can’t. The words won’t come.  ❞

❝ If I had any choice in the matter, I’d stay in my comfy bed and eat warm chocolate chip cookies all day.  ❞

❝ ‘Cause you own my heart, my soul, and everything else in between. ❞

❝ You may be out of my life physically, but you’ll always be a part of me. I can’t let go even if I wanted to.  ❞

❝ Makin’ mistakes ain’t a crime, you know. ❞

❝ What’s the use of having a reputation if you can’t ruin it every now and then?  ❞

❝ This connection we have isn’t going away, it’s only getting stronger  ❞

❝ The more I spend time with her, the closer I want to be.  ❞

❝ I never stopped loving you. Even when I tried desperately to forget you, I couldn’t. ❞

❝ Opening yourself up to making mistakes and being vulnerable is what makes it beautiful and special with the person you love.  ❞

❝ Because the truth is, sometimes getting close to the fire does actually burn you. ❞

❝ I don’t deserve you. You know that, don’t you?  ❞

❝ There’s a thin line between love and hate. Maybe you’re confusing your emotions.  ❞

❝ Playing with fire doesn’t necessarily get you burned. ❞

❝ I hate games I can’t win  ❞

❝ Whether it’s right or wrong, fight for what you believe in.  ❞

❝ Unfortunately, I can’t run from my heart. It hurts, deep inside my body. ❞

❝ Don’t they give you happy pills in this place? ❞

❝ But I know loving someone means losing a part of myself. ❞

❝ Somehow, being with you brings something to my life that’s missing, something … right.❞

❝ Do you want to kiss me?❞

❝ Do you want me to kiss you? Nobody else would know but the two of us. ❞

❝ My plan is to ask you to marry me four years from now, the day we graduate.  ❞

❝ I’m ready for that adrenaline rush…with you. ❞

❝ What would it take for you to go out with me?  ❞

❝ Unfortunately, real life doesn’t have a remote control. ❞

❝ You do realize you called me hot. ❞

❝ I don’t want to always be ‘the best I can be.’ I just want to be me. ❞

❝ You took a piece of my heart when you left. ❞

❝ I’ll start carin’ what people think when I am six feet under. ❞ 

❝ If you could wish on a star right now, what would you wish for? ❞

❝ Every time I break out of what is expected of me and do what feels right, I feel stronger.❞

❝ My history defines who I am. ❞

❝ I can’t keep running after ghosts. ❞ 

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                                 DUNDER MIFFLIN, THIS IS PAM.                                                                                          written by peggy. images by @strawpolls.

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my garbage son.... if u would....... B)B)B)B)B)B)

SEND ME ☞ + A CHARACTER TO SEE HOW I WOULD PORTRAY THEM. always accepting!

      the commander would not be seen if not for the fluorescent lights handing above his head, as his attire often matches the sleek darkness of his surroundings. to not be seen does not equal one’s presence being unknown, however, as everyone in the same room was on edge. he could feel it. every single hair on all of their bodies standing on end, all eyes not daring to look in his direction unless it was required. this did not bother ren in the slightest. he stood at his full height, hands clutched behind his back, his mask making him as inhuman as ever. the officers chat among themselves, giving ren updates every few sentences, but he makes no attempt to let them know he’s listening, always facing straight ahead. 

       his ears catch a phrase he does not like, no, he loathes, the information making him tense up, if only slightly.       ‘ you are all dismissed. ‘       the sentence is said with a monotone voice, eerily distorted by his coverings. the officers make haste in following the order. the room is cleared in under a minute, leaving ren in his own company. a loud crackling noise pierces the silence left over, the weapon in his hand casting a distinct red glow as he swings it up to destroy those goddamn fluorescent lights above his head.

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one of ella salmon's gal pal henchwomen??

SEND ME ☞ + A CHARACTER TO SEE HOW I WOULD PORTRAY THEM. always accepting!

     ‘ i have great news, ‘       alice announces, walking in to the mayor’s office without even announcing herself. that act alone would’ve gotten anybody else killed, but AB knows where she stands with ella. they need each other.     ‘ remember those shoes you custom ordered like, two weeks ago? they’re here, and they. look. great. ‘      she slides the shoebox out of the bag she was carrying, and sets it on the desk in front of the mayor, a grin spreading across her face the entire time.       ‘ go on. try them out. i also have a new dress waiting for you. honestly, you should just have a runway built in to this building. ‘