#* v005 .

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❛ What can I say, I’m a sucker for abandoned stuff, misplaced stuff, forgotten stuff, any old stuff. ❜

𝙷𝙾𝚄𝚂𝙴 𝙾𝙵 𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚅𝙴𝚂 𝙼𝙴𝙼𝙴 : 𝙾𝙿𝙴𝙽

                     ❝      huh , no kidding.  ❞    lenny said, walking through carry’s lab a bit too nonchalantly. her long fingers brushed dangerously close to a bunch of red buttons she knew nothing about before finding a random bundle of wires and flashing lights to wrap her impatient hands around. it occurred to her she might have been holding something dangerous , something that could hurt her … hence why she tightened her grip on the small object and shook it wildly, hoping to get it to do something, ANYTHING REALLY ! lenny paused on her crusade for chaos to look at her host with wide blue eyes. despite her disheveled look, there was something sincere in the way lenny looked at the mutant.     ❝      you know, i heard a lot about you. and you sound like you’re a pretty swell guy,  ❞     there was a pause. she tried to remember his name with every functioning brain cell she still had left.     ❝      jerry !   ❞    and failed miserably.   ❝    apart from the whole  “i got a twelve year old girl trapped in belly”  part.  ❞   lenny wrinkled her nose disapprovingly.   ❝     that shit’s a bit weird.  ❞     

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❛ you’re not going to win. ❜

* 𝙱𝙻𝙰𝙲𝙺 𝙼𝙸𝚁𝚁𝙾𝚁 𝙼𝙴𝙼𝙴 : 𝙾𝙿𝙴𝙽

       ❝         OH YEAH , SHE-VIKING ?      ❞      lenny pointed at valkyrie with a long challenging finger , ready to retaliate . dark eyes shifted for a bit , as if thinking over what her reply ought to be .  ❝    ━━━ yeah , you’re probably right .   ❞     lenny finally admitted, unable to come up with anything witty to say .     ❝    i don’t , uh , i don’t have any special skills . like zero . shit, i don’t even know how to roll my tongue .  ❞    the hand fell to her side , defeated . it seemed as if the only thing lenny was truly GOOD AT was talking . and cheating people out of their money . and getting high . all very useful skills but none of proper for the situation at hand . a spark of mischief appeared from the corner of her eye as she dared to look at the otherworldly woman once more .   all of a sudden , lenny seemed to have regained her very misplaced confidence . ❝    but i got a friend who can roll your brain into a wet burrito just by looking at you .  ❞    eyebrows waggled . she was proud of the disgusting imagery she had conjured . both hands rested on her hips , triumphant in knowing that , although lenny was , quite literally , POWERLESS amidst all those mutants and gods , she still had one friend she could rely on ... and boast about to tall broody ladies . lenny grinned . she ought to feel more threatened by valkyrie but , as the other should have noticed by now , the lights weren’t all on upstairs . 

                        ❝   how’s that sound ?  ❞   

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❛ you nearly killed us back there. ❜

* 𝙱𝙻𝙰𝙲𝙺 𝙼𝙸𝚁𝚁𝙾𝚁 𝙼𝙴𝙼𝙴 : 𝙾𝙿𝙴𝙽

                lenny pouted while staring at sydney with her brand new set of eyes .   ❝    sowwy .  ❞    her wrists had jerked forward then , as if ready to reach for the blonde’s gloved hands , but were instead stopped by the pair of handcuffs which chained her to the table . it wasn’t so much that lenny was a direct physical threat to the mutants or the staff members of division 3 but more of an ANNOYANCE . and because of the shady alliances made in the past , the less contact the brunette had with her visitors , THE BETTER . blondie , however , had walked in there like a champ . no security staff following her around , no empty threats , no nothing . pretty BOLD of her . lenny liked bold .

chewed up fingernails drummed against the desk between them .   ❝   psst !  ❞    she beckoned , trying to get syd’s attention ( which had never quite left in the first place ) .  ❝     this is the part where you accept my apology and we become girlfriends .  ❞    lenny had leaned over to whisper this to the mutant . she was pretty cute . even up close … sometimes getting to see a person’s pores could break the initial spell . but her pores were alright . david had seen them too , no doubt . he said he loved syd . which meant lenny ought to love her a bit too . despite the fact that none of the horrible shit she had been put through would have happened if blondie over there hadn’t FUSED HER ASS WITH A WALL .

     ❝    as in girls that are friends . not girls that , like , finger bang each other . we still got a whole lotta THERAPY to go through to get to that part of our relationship .  ❞