ONE THING IS FOR CERTAIN : THE KNIGHT AND THE PRINCESS DO NOT AT ALL GET ALONG. while he cannot say that he necessarily regrets the decision to tag along as her de facto protector ( because, facing facts, it’s not as though he had much better to do anyway ) , sir galavant has found himself somewhat tried by the woman’s company, most often when it’s ABUNDANTLY CLEAR that she endeavors to get under his skin - which, usually, seems to be the case. he isn’t, of course, innocent in all of this ; on the contrary, the more self-aware part of him knows he cannot hold his tongue. ❝ princess, ❞ he begins on a long-suffering sigh, ❝ whatever the great crisis, SURELY it can wait until I can see the bottom of my ale. ❞ / @wtrss. sc.