"Dangerously close to a bingo, but I've dodged a bullet."
୧ ‧₊˚ 🔪💋 ⋅ ──── "Wow, if there was really a God out there I might be inclined to thank him. Mostly for my sake that is..."
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"Dangerously close to a bingo, but I've dodged a bullet."
୧ ‧₊˚ 🔪💋 ⋅ ──── "Wow, if there was really a God out there I might be inclined to thank him. Mostly for my sake that is..."
// 𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇 Moxxie?[silly question probably but o well lol]
୧ ‧₊˚ 🔪💋 ⋅ ──── "Smash, obviously. And well, hopefully."
Ѡ(Croc, definitely not accidental tho)
Send an "Ѡ" for my muse's reaction to being sent accidental nudes.
[ txt: croc 🐊💕 ] -- Fuck! 🥵 [ txt: croc 🐊💕 ] -- Great, now I'm sitting in a meeting with a chubber. [ txt: croc 🐊💕 ] -- Why would you do this to me? [ txt: croc 🐊💕 ] -- Send more. 😘
Wife Rating Scale
୧ ‧₊˚ 🔪💋 ⋅ ──── "I'd make a great .... trophy wife!"
"if you ever need someone to teach you how to make out with someone methamphetamine, i'm always free for you to call"
୧ ‧₊˚ 🔪💋 ⋅ ──── Eyes narrow slightly when he thinks he hears something that makes him a little unsettled, but then there seems to be a clarification. But that troubled look that appeared on his face remains as he lets that settle. "What?"
Roman like I wanted attention and something sexy. All I get is Crane trying to fear toxin me. 😢 Life is unfair.
"You're awful short for an Overlord."
@metam0thosis SKLDJFBHGJFKDL
─────── · · ⨟ "What does height have to do with being an overlord?"
my mom putting on the transformers movie with Anthony Ramos: We have to support the Puerto Ricans 🇵🇷 ~