My “Boys” by Charli XCX video
Oscar Isaac playing peekaboo with his baby. He has his Poe Dameron hairstyle and just the right stubble.
John Boyega playing with TOO MANY KITTENS at once. TOO MANY. He laughs, delighted and overwhelmed, at the tickle of their tiny toebeans.
Diego Luna with sweaterpaws in a big cableknit cowl-neck, peeking out at me with sparkling eyes.
Alternately: Diego Luna and Gael Garcia Bernal lovingly fixing each other’s hair and collars and glasses.
Harry Styles bashfully holding out a bunch of heart-shaped balloons. He’s wearing a floral suit.
Riz Ahmed floating past in a crystal-blue pool, laying atop a swan-shaped floatie. He tilts his sunglasses down to wink.
Harrison Ford looking vaguely maybe-disapproving but being a good sport about it.
George Shelley building a blanket fort for two. He wears a blanket cape.
Mahershala Ali having a tea party with gilded bone china teacups covered in fuchsia roses. The other guests are mostly teddy bears.
Andy Samberg making a giant banana split; he’s wearing a cardigan and his glasses, and he had to roll up the sleeves to his elbows.
Aziz Ansari playing with a Dog That Looks Like Tom Haverford, rip the cutest blog concept.
Tom Holland doing breathtaking fouettes and probably a pas de basque combo.
Harry Shum Jr. can come, too.
Richard Ayoade cleaning his glasses. He’s in a beautiful library. He shushes the camera.
Adam Scott eating a calzone, the cheese stretching entirely too long to be realistic. He laughs at himself.
John Cho riding a white horse like in Selfie, but in less of a shirt. Maybe in a light rain.
Ben Schwartz and Joe Keery brushing their teeth side-by-side.
Alfie Enoch frosting a giant pink cake with a smudge of flour on his perfect cheekbone.
Terry Crews painting a still life of flowers and various fruits.
Dev Patel and Andrew Garfield having a pillow fight in ridiculously-patterned flannel pajama pants and white undershirts. They lightly pluck stray feathers from each other’s shoulders.
Armie Hammer walking a moderately sized army of dachsunds in raincoats. He has a magenta umbrella.
Louis Tomlinson, clean-shaven, wearing suspenders. Freddie is dressed to match.
Donnie Yen polishing an apple on his shirt and taking a cheery bite. Or maybe a peach, and then then he wipes his mouth on his wrist.
Luke Pasqualino carving an terrible, terrible, but very cute jack-o’lantern. He’s too proud of it.
Tamal Ray eating a huge sandwich. Probably the number two best sandwich of his life, when they fried the pork with rosemary. I want to see his joy.
Nick Offerman reading “Make Way for Ducklings.” TO DUCKLINGS.
Alternately: Madeline. He’s probably wearing a tool belt.
Andre Braugher jumping on a trampoline