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[v1zla]

In regards to your "make an assumption" post.

Nigel Banyai is your favorite person ever.

-definitely not Nigel

…Uh-huh. Sure, “definitely not Nigel.”

You win a spot in top ten. How about that?

[v1zla]

Vizla, Vizla.. you're around less for me to torment daily. I'm having to entertain myself Can you fucking believe it?

-Nigel

I grieve for your self-entertainment. You really miss me that much? I ought to let the world know you can’t live without me.

[v1zla]

Hello Vizla, I really appreciate you answering my questions. And I got two things to say.

First a question. What would it take me to be trusted person so that I can give you the cigarettes?

Secon is more of a statement. I am really good at knowing things I'm not supposed to know. You aks your friend Nigel ( @bucharestbanyai )

I have to admit I am not entirely sure in what relation you two have.

-🧀🍄

Well, you would have to be a longterm client, to start. And I know you aren’t one I recognize. Or you can wait for a day I am feeling risky; then I might accept your fealty.

And don’t fuck around too much with Nigel. He’ll tear the heart right out of you.

As for your confession, Banyai and I are… well acquainted. That is all you need to know.

[v1zla]

favorite drink after a long day? alcohol or not, I don’t judge.

-💋

You’re a familiar sign off… Has Nigel’s charmer gotten bored, or are you up to some other mischievous deed?

Regardless, water. I suppose I give the impression that I would down a concerning amount of vodka after a long day, but that’s never good for the liver or wallet long-term. I save that for worse days. But if you want a specific beverage, I don’t mind hot tea. Roasted loose-leaf, usually. Camille has been trying to get me to drink hot cocoa. (It’s alright in smaller amounts, but I can’t handle the amount of sugar she adds..) I have no specific preferences otherwise.

Overall, alcohol is more of a social matter for me. Just so happens that everything to do with Nigel is a social matter, so my liver suffers as a consequence.

[v1zla]

Hello, Duncan.

You wouldn’t have traveled to Miami recently, would you?

It’s a bit of a stretch, but the lab needs to be certain.

- @sliceofwifi.

No, I’ve been snowed in all winter. Though perhaps a beach day is in order…

[v1zla]

Hm, interesting you are quite- what is the word "sarcastic"

- Doctor Lecter

I have been told my sense of humor is an acquired taste. I suppose the qualities of jest are subjective to every audience. Tell me, Dr. Lecter; do you think the same?

[v1zla]

Hello, I have decided to also be an anon in your inbox too. Im one of the anons in Nigels inbox.

-🐌

Oh, yes the snail. Yes, I remember you.