[v1zla]

call me duncan. this is a hitman AMA. 51 years old. enjoyer of chocolate cake & aspiring dog owner. please bear with my ineptitude on social media.

[ mod is 18+ ] minors please behave. do not interact if you intend to engage in nsfw with this account. i will sb/hb at my own discretion/as i see fit. (more info here if this rule isn’t clear)

my ooc updates blog is @uvh4sh; i highly recommend following this if you would like hiatus and/or activity updates, or just to look through my rp prompt stash for something you like.

you might have gotten here from my other blog, @lambmorgue. if so, welcome. i follow back from here exclusively.

low effort, dash only (therefore mobile friendly)

occasional gifmaker. non rp blogs are welcome to interact

anon is currently open. behave.

explicitly nsfw asks are discouraged. the only mature content you’ll be seeing here is movie violence, blood, and movie-typical shirtless mads mikkelsen.

at most, some suggestive humor will appear, and be tagged under #cw suggestive AND #cw nsfw just to be safe.

HEU welcome (and even encouraged) to interact.

faq.

why does duncan speak so openly about his time as a hitman?

where do asks come from in askblog lore? why is duncan vizla on tumblr? why does duncan speak so openly about his time as a hitman? these questions all boil down to two answers: suspension of disbelief, and interactability. his answers would be a hell of a lot shorter if he didn’t talk about hitman stuff, and this blog would be much emptier without his occasional reblogs of winter forests. it’s all just for the sake of content and making this blog interesting.

when does this askblog take place/what are your verses?

this blog is a post-canon rp blog. duncan lives with camille in alaska (moved after the events of the movie so as to not be tracked further), but their cabin is still relatively the same. they’re a lot more remote these days, and ask answers will reflect that. their letters are picked up biweekly from an in-town p.o. box.

how do you feel about general anons, oc interactions, longform rp, crossovers, etc?

totally fine with all of them, but if you’re super nervous just shoot me an ask. the only things offlimits for me at the moment are nsfw and magic anons.

my longform rps (distinguished by prose/description) are logged under #**thread while my conversational rps (no prose or description) are logged under #**convos.

are you okay with HEU ships?

yeah, i don’t care. go for it, just don’t force it. the ships dont even have to be mads x hugh (meaning i don’t mind mads x mads) or any of the popular HEU pairings. if you dare to try, i’ll probably at least acknowledge your efforts.

with that in mind, i’m currently nonexclusive. this means i don’t just dabble in one ship, i dip into everything until i maybe find something that strikes my fancy. i do require that the mun/mod of the character im shipping with is 18+, though.

depiction info.

this duncan depiction may be chattier than you’re used to. it’s just my depiction of him when he’s not under constant stress and comfortably settling into retirement. he’s notably very fond of dry humor and dad jokes.

him being in retirement =/= docile/pacifistic/no longer dangerous. if you attack or threaten duncan in an ask, rp starter, etc. (or even worse, do any of that to camille) he will retaliate, and possibly with unreasonable force if he believes it is necessary.

duncan is not helpless to modern technology. he’s a grandpa sure, but he can still work a phone, computer, and most modes of contact. how else would he have picked up hit contracts? try not to patronize him.

duncan is demiromantic and bisexual, but he doesn't know of those labels nor care about them. by default, he will refer to "a wife" because that's how he was raised, but he wouldn't mind being with a man. bear with his ignorance; he's not exactly a professional at this whole romance thing.

camille is also a pseudo-member of this blog. you can ask about her via duncan, or directly ask her, but most of the time she stays offline/prefers penpals; so if you’d like to contact her directly, send a letter. just don’t be too threatening.. duncan checks the mail for ransom scams.

this depiction has a myriad of different inspirations: john wick, simon "ghost" riley, keegan p. russ, etc., so he may talk differently with minor inflections as well.

i imagine him to have an odd hybrid between a southern US-american and movie-typical russian accent. (i know he has no accent in the movie; this is just extra sauce.)

check out duncan’s playlist to get a different type of gander at his vibes.

check out some acquaintances.

this is an indie rp account, so i’m not affiliated with any group. don’t be too surprised by doubles appearing here; i’ll end up exclusive if/when i feel like it works, but for now i’m just having fun.

🍸 @bucharestbanyai ; nigel banyai, a dearly regarded hoodlum, poet, tour guide.. god, you have a long resume. you’ve got to come up with better nicknames. let's go out for a drink sometime, yeah? i've still got to strangle you. i’ve taken a liking to you, so we’d best stay in good graces with each other. (also tagged under #(🍸❄️) vodka on the rocks or #polardogs as their pair name)

@without-qualms ; nigel banyai, local шельмец. spare me a smoke later, you owe me for that cigarette and callin’ me needy. засранец is lucky i haven’t taken his head clean off for that.

@toomuchforcomfort ; will graham, owner of fierce little beast. just acquainted.

some recurring anons.

🥀 , ☕️, 💋, 🧀🍄, michael, 🦊, 🦌, 🐌, 🦈(spideyshark), 🦉

tags navigation.

#**ooc ) out of character posts, announcements, updates, and etc.

#**thread ) my prose rp threads.

#**convos ) my non-prose rp threads.

#**inbox ) askbox answers from anons, canons, etc.

#** askbox games ) prompts to message duncan about. these are always open and have no time limit.

#**aesthetic ) non-mads pictures that suit duncan’s aesthetic or vibe.

#**his visage. ) mads pictures, gifs, etc. that suit duncan. usually from polar.

#**his ego. ) components that contribute to duncan’s character, like playlists or pinterest boards. will also encompass major lore drop answers.

#**his logs. ) duncan’s idle commentary on his life. check here if you’d like updates on his situation outside of rp events, or something to ask him about. he may also mention these events in your rp threads with him if you acknowledge its existence with a response.

#**my gifs. ) my ooc collection of selfmade gifs; free to use. credit appreciated but not required :)

#**vizlaguides. ) my ooc plethora of guides i make for the heu rpc/people new to rping on tumblr, or just general guides for rp related stuff.

the members of this blog will also talk in-character in the tags, usually indicated like so: “#[ duncan ] : shit, you a sadist or just crazy?”.

camille will also appear sometimes in the tags to provide additional commentary, but she will never be a part of the main post. if you’d like her to reply as part of the main post, consider writing a letter in the askbox!

ooc chatter in the tags will have no name bracket (so just #text), or be formatted like so: “#ooc/text” or “#//text”

this blog does not support the actions or political stances of mads mikkelsen. he is only used as a faceclaim for duncan because i enjoy the vibe of the character and for gif graphics.

[vergerscholar]

TW: Sexual, Incestuous Abuse // Child Abuse // Abuse of a Disabled Person

I'm not really a call-out post person, but I thought this was very important to make. My former friend Tyler (known as @ilovemasonverger on here) is a sexual predator.

I did not know this until yesterday. At the time, I went along with what he was saying to confirm he was serious and also so he would tell me what he has done. I haven't known him for very long, as we started talking on 5/14/26.

I won't include the full conversation as I believe that the victim deserves privacy. Tyler (24) abuses his sister (22). She is cognitively impaired and physically disabled. She relies on him. They live with their parents, and Tyler is her legal guardian.

I cut off a lot of this conversation because he also talked about their sexual relationship. I did also go along with what he was saying then because I did not want to alert him that anything was wrong and I wanted to have proof of him talking about how he sexually abuses her. I won't share those publicly out of respect for the victim, but he went into graphic detail about how he abuses her sexually.

I also talked to the victim. I don't want to share the screenshots publicly out of respect for her, but it is obvious that she is cognitively impaired. She talked about how the sexual acts were painful and how she was disgusted by them, but that Tyler is bigger and will hit her/hurt her if she does not agree to them.

I have verified that this is also not some sort of fake, fetish story.

It was a very upsetting and triggering night and I wanted to alert other people on Hannibalblr that Tyler is a horrifically sick person and that I DO NOT ASSOCIATE WITH THIS PERSON! Please block this person.

[v1zla]

Also, im... pretty sure the fight went well? I think?

-🐌

Ha. That is good to hear. In any case, try not to make it a habit.

[v1zla]

Hello, I have decided to also be an anon in your inbox too. Im one of the anons in Nigels inbox.

-🐌

Oh, yes the snail. Yes, I remember you.

[v1zla]

Since you seem to own so many guns, Or at least allude to. I was wondering if you could give some advice to someone who is struggling with a phobia or guns. Were you always so calm around them? Did you ever struggle?

Personally even being near a gun will send me into a panic attack. I’d drop one before firing.

@author-aiden-galvin

Well, being frightened of an item that has a high capability for ending a life is not necessarily a bad thing. Though if that phobia outright hinders your ability to handle one safely, I suppose it is hardly desirable.

My only advice is exposure over time in a safe or controlled environment, but that is rarely the purpose of a gun. You say “before firing;” do you have an interest in sport shooting, perhaps?

[cl1ffs]

came  from  the  cold.  —  DUNCAN  VIZLA insp.  by  the theme  of  @v1zla

[bucharestbanyai]

I hope you developed a taste for actual food in my absence, not stir fry cigarettes.

Trying a new recipe. Dinner for two? You can have the less soggy end, if you prove to be not too much of an asshole.

-Nigel.

[v1zla]

Nigel.

[bucharestbanyai]

That’s my name. Might have better luck referring to me as “Chef” Nigel if you want desert.

[v1zla]

And what is dessert, exactly?

[v1zla]

Woof. Threaten? No. Simply. Curious.

- ‼️

Curiosity kills cats… but you’re a dog. So I’ll have to settle for a shotgun.

[v1zla]

Sharp smile!! Like shark teeth :D Shark never thought it as big nose... hmm... What about :| or :/ ?? Shark think it look like you!! ovo

- friendly neighbourhood spidey 🦈

Shark teeth..? Ah, you must mean my snaggletooth. Though I struggle to understand your other comments. Big nose? Seemed normal to me.

As for :| or :/… I think :| is quite accurate.

[v1zla]

Camille how are you doing? How is Vizlar doing when he isn't talking to strangers on the internet. Also happy new year to both of you. Now that you are back online (I know I'm a bit late)

-🧀🍄

Dear Cheeseshroom,

Thank you for writing me! Ahhh!! My first ask!! How exciting! I’m doing lovely, thank you for asking. I’ve been learning how to make soufflé, and my photographs were recently featured at a local exhibition a town over. I’m very pleased with myself :)

Duncan’s a grouch, but a nice grouch. We go hiking for photos whenever he’s not hunting. I’ve told him time and time again I can handle myself, but he hates letting me off into the woods without company… I guess I can’t blame him. There’s moose, bears, wolves…

Aw, happy new year to you too, Cheeseshroom! No worries about lateness; I’m happy to have your good wishes either way!

Sincerely,

Camille

[bucharestbanyai]

I hope you developed a taste for actual food in my absence, not stir fry cigarettes.

Trying a new recipe. Dinner for two? You can have the less soggy end, if you prove to be not too much of an asshole.

-Nigel.

[v1zla]

Nigel.

[v1zla]

What bout >V<

- the amazing spidey 🦈

This one is charming. Is it perhaps a massive nose, or a sharp angled smile?

[1nvictus]

Seems like everyone’s got a pack of verbose stalkers harassin’ em these days. Don’t sweat, I won’t bore you asking if you’ve been well. You can handle yourself. I’m here to ask what your cake flavor of choice is.

As concise and straightforward as ever, Vizla. You’d think the verbose part would take the stealth out of stalking, but maybe we use different definitions of the word.

Cake flavour? What, are you getting into baking? If you’re talking about the kind you can buy at a store, dark chocolate or expresso. Nothing too sweet. Can’t say that cake is my go-to, though. Maybe besides alivancă and cheesecake.

[v1zla]

Aye, verbose. They’re a chattery lot who like to play wise and mysterious. I’m surprised a larger flock hasn’t descended on you as opposed to those who orbit you. Ha! Maybe they’re intimidated.

Baking… yeah, somethin’ like that. I’ve gotten bored of chocolate—baked far too much of it—so I’m scrying for recommendations. I’ll keep espresso in mind. As for alivancă… Can’t say I’ve tried it. Perhaps I should figure out a recipe. Cheesecake is out of my paygrade.

[1nvictus]

Maybe so. I prefer to keep it that way. I’ve already put my dick in enough crazy to last a lifetime—I’m good.

Can’t afford cream cheese? That’s both surprising and fucking sad. Try sweet breads if you want a bit more variety and savouriness. Cozonac, babka, banana bread. Kaiser rolls would be a bit on the nose haha.

[v1zla]

I intend no offense, however— For a man of your calibre, I am surprised you “put your dick in it” and did not just shoot the crazy parts of life. I would be interested to hear a story or two of your escapades.

Ha! That is a good one. No, no. I am just ah.. what is the English term… Lazy. No one could pay me enough to make a cheesecake.

Kaiser rolls… You know a lot more about pastries than I expected. I have only ever seen those in particular during my time in Austria. Perhaps you were once a baker?

[bucharestbanyai]

Been gone a minute. On a bit of an impromptu trip. Didn’t die, to the displeasure of some. Ha.

[v1zla]

Hm. It is good to see you back. Rather odd not having you pestering me in my ear.

[bucharestbanyai]

Well well. When I said, ‘to the displeasure of some’, I meant dear old Vizla here. Turns out the old dog missed me. Said it in his own words. This calls for celebration… Cheers.

[v1zla]

Tsk. Missed is a strong word. You are still a pain in the ass. Cheers nonetheless.

[v1zla]

Glad to have you back Vizla, I wasn't wondering if you were thinking of trying any new hobbies, I personally love going to antique shops, every year for the past three years I've saved money to buy myself something for my birthday. Last year I saved almost 200$ and got myself a new skull ring and skeleton hanging pendant since I had money left over from getting my first eyebrow piercing:}

Also leaving fresh flowers at neglected graves feels good too.

-Michael

Thank you Michael. Did you mean to say “was” or “wasn’t”? Haha. Either way, I have been improving my baking skills lately.

Antique shops? Those are charming. I have not visited one in many years; my last encounter in one left the establishment—unfortunately—trashed. …And the bastard who fought me died and left me with the bill.

A skull ring and pendant sound quite unique. I presume you possess a taste for the macabre.

[v1zla]

hello! tis i a new anon :) glad to see ur back, are you doing alr mr. vizla? also whats ur favorite food?

(i promise im not a creep pls i just had no idea what to ask for my first anon message)

-🦉

Hello, owlet. I have been well, and I hope the same for you.

My favorite food… Given my line of work, I did not often have the pleasure of choosing favorites. Hits were often planned down to the minute and lavish meals are not the best for time constraints.

But, I have grown to enjoy chocolate cake, and Camille makes an incredible honeyed-ham. I, unfortunately, am only half the cook she is.

[bucharestbanyai]

Been gone a minute. On a bit of an impromptu trip. Didn’t die, to the displeasure of some. Ha.

[v1zla]

Hm. It is good to see you back. Rather odd not having you pestering me in my ear.