call me duncan. this is a hitman AMA. 51 years old. enjoyer of chocolate cake & aspiring dog owner. please bear with my ineptitude on social media.
[ mod is 18+ ] minors please behave. do not interact if you intend to engage in nsfw with this account. i will sb/hb at my own discretion/as i see fit. (more info here if this rule isnāt clear)
my ooc updates blog is @uvh4sh; i highly recommend following this if you would like hiatus and/or activity updates, or just to look through my rp prompt stash for something you like.
you might have gotten here from my other blog, @lambmorgue. if so, welcome. i follow back from here exclusively.
low effort, dash only (therefore mobile friendly)
occasional gifmaker. non rp blogs are welcome to interact
anon is currently open. behave.
explicitly nsfw asks are discouraged. the only mature content youāll be seeing here is movie violence, blood, and movie-typical shirtless mads mikkelsen.
at most, some suggestive humor will appear, and be tagged under #cw suggestive AND #cw nsfw just to be safe.
HEU welcome (and even encouraged) to interact.
faq.
why does duncan speak so openly about his time as a hitman?
where do asks come from in askblog lore? why is duncan vizla on tumblr? why does duncan speak so openly about his time as a hitman? these questions all boil down to two answers: suspension of disbelief, and interactability. his answers would be a hell of a lot shorter if he didnāt talk about hitman stuff, and this blog would be much emptier without his occasional reblogs of winter forests. itās all just for the sake of content and making this blog interesting.
when does this askblog take place/what are your verses?
this blog is a post-canon rp blog. duncan lives with camille in alaska (moved after the events of the movie so as to not be tracked further), but their cabin is still relatively the same. theyāre a lot more remote these days, and ask answers will reflect that. their letters are picked up biweekly from an in-town p.o. box.
how do you feel about general anons, oc interactions, longform rp, crossovers, etc?
totally fine with all of them, but if youāre super nervous just shoot me an ask. the only things offlimits for me at the moment are nsfw and magic anons.
my longform rps (distinguished by prose/description) are logged under #**thread while my conversational rps (no prose or description) are logged under #**convos.
are you okay with HEU ships?
yeah, i donāt care. go for it, just donāt force it. the ships dont even have to be mads x hugh (meaning i donāt mind mads x mads) or any of the popular HEU pairings. if you dare to try, iāll probably at least acknowledge your efforts.
with that in mind, iām currently nonexclusive. this means i donāt just dabble in one ship, i dip into everything until i maybe find something that strikes my fancy. i do require that the mun/mod of the character im shipping with is 18+, though.
depiction info.
this duncan depiction may be chattier than youāre used to. itās just my depiction of him when heās not under constant stress and comfortably settling into retirement. heās notably very fond of dry humor and dad jokes.
him being in retirement =/= docile/pacifistic/no longer dangerous. if you attack or threaten duncan in an ask, rp starter, etc. (or even worse, do any of that to camille) he will retaliate, and possibly with unreasonable force if he believes it is necessary.
duncan is not helpless to modern technology. heās a grandpa sure, but he can still work a phone, computer, and most modes of contact. how else would he have picked up hit contracts? try not to patronize him.
duncan is demiromantic and bisexual, but he doesn't know of those labels nor care about them. by default, he will refer to "a wife" because that's how he was raised, but he wouldn't mind being with a man. bear with his ignorance; he's not exactly a professional at this whole romance thing.
camille is also a pseudo-member of this blog. you can ask about her via duncan, or directly ask her, but most of the time she stays offline/prefers penpals; so if youād like to contact her directly, send a letter. just donāt be too threatening.. duncan checks the mail for ransom scams.
this depiction has a myriad of different inspirations: john wick, simon "ghost" riley, keegan p. russ, etc., so he may talk differently with minor inflections as well.
i imagine him to have an odd hybrid between a southern US-american and movie-typical russian accent. (i know he has no accent in the movie; this is just extra sauce.)
check out duncanās playlist to get a different type of gander at his vibes.
check out some acquaintances.
this is an indie rp account, so iām not affiliated with any group. donāt be too surprised by doubles appearing here; iāll end up exclusive if/when i feel like it works, but for now iām just having fun.
šø @bucharestbanyai ; nigel banyai, a dearly regarded hoodlum, poet, tour guide.. god, you have a long resume. youāve got to come up with better nicknames. let's go out for a drink sometime, yeah? i've still got to strangle you. iāve taken a liking to you, so weād best stay in good graces with each other. (also tagged under #(šøāļø) vodka on the rocks or #polardogs as their pair name)
@without-qualms ; nigel banyai, local ŃŠµŠ»ŃмеŃ. spare me a smoke later, you owe me for that cigarette and callinā me needy. заŃŃŠ°Š½ŠµŃ is lucky i havenāt taken his head clean off for that.
@toomuchforcomfort ; will graham, owner of fierce little beast. just acquainted.
some recurring anons.
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tags navigation.
#**ooc ) out of character posts, announcements, updates, and etc.
#**thread ) my prose rp threads.
#**convos ) my non-prose rp threads.
#**inbox ) askbox answers from anons, canons, etc.
#** askbox games ) prompts to message duncan about. these are always open and have no time limit.
#**aesthetic ) non-mads pictures that suit duncanās aesthetic or vibe.
#**his visage. ) mads pictures, gifs, etc. that suit duncan. usually from polar.
#**his ego. ) components that contribute to duncanās character, like playlists or pinterest boards. will also encompass major lore drop answers.
#**his logs. ) duncanās idle commentary on his life. check here if youād like updates on his situation outside of rp events, or something to ask him about. he may also mention these events in your rp threads with him if you acknowledge its existence with a response.
#**my gifs. ) my ooc collection of selfmade gifs; free to use. credit appreciated but not required :)
#**vizlaguides. ) my ooc plethora of guides i make for the heu rpc/people new to rping on tumblr, or just general guides for rp related stuff.
the members of this blog will also talk in-character in the tags, usually indicated like so: ā#[ duncan ] : shit, you a sadist or just crazy?ā.
camille will also appear sometimes in the tags to provide additional commentary, but she will never be a part of the main post. if youād like her to reply as part of the main post, consider writing a letter in the askbox!
ooc chatter in the tags will have no name bracket (so just #text), or be formatted like so: ā#ooc/textā or ā#//textā
this blog does not support the actions or political stances of mads mikkelsen. he is only used as a faceclaim for duncan because i enjoy the vibe of the character and for gif graphics.

















