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[subtlethirtyeight-blog]

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!

“...I feel like this is payback for the chicken coops joke.” 

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Ahh truthfully, my absence can be explained by depression. I've been playing guild wars 2 as a more-- reliable distraction from darker thoughts. I will get to replies this week.

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♒ Top or bottom?

... uh. ... I mean. I can  go either way? It’s kind of a mood thing, I guess. Also depends on who I’m with. 

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@radioactivibee

Nope. If I’m probably going to suffer, you gotta suffer too. Or at least, pass initiation. 

This is tame considering the other questions you might get.Besides, it’ll stay between us.  Here. [He tosses Smokescreen some high grade.]

Yeah, though Wheeljack surprised me. You’d do him but not Magnus?

Magnus would be great , don’t get me wrong, but like. I don’t see us being super compatible in the fraggin’ sense, yknow? [he laughs, shaking his helm] 

Wheeljack’s kinda like damn. 

....definitely appreciate you keeping it between us thoug. 

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♒ Smash or pass: Megatron, Predaking, Soundwave, Ultra Magnus, and...Wheeljack.

Jeez you wasted no time, huh? 

Let’s see... 

I can’t believe I’m answering this. Smash, smash, pass, pass, definitely smash.

That’s how that one works, right?

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Am I looking in a mirror? 'Cause I see one HANDSOME bot in front of me!

@ask-smokescreen || shitty pick up lines

“I mean technically you are, cause we’re each others’ alternates, but the sentiment is shared.” he winks. “We are one fine piece of Cybertronian art~”