#asksmokescreen

[cantbuffthis]

Smokescreen stop sending more asks.

[codenamejudas]

A strange, white, red and blue pigeon is attempting to nest in Judas' things (Said attempt includes setting a few pieces of straw and one egg on an instrument)

He's cooing and making whistling chirps before settling on the baby voice reserved for cute little animals. "Hey little guy. You got a whole baby there, huh? Bet you've got a funky name like Cobbled Sprockseeder or something. Humans save all their best names for birds and racehorses."

[almostprime]

ask-smokescreen

::Pffff, no way. There's no way Optimus will find out! We'll be so stealthy about it, we'll be just fine.:: He lies.

Smokescreen does not catch onto the lie. Everything is quite literal to him, unfortunately. 《 We'll be like ninjas! Where to? 》

[photobombingcryptid]

HAPPY FORGING DAY BLAZE have some candy!

"Eeeeey thanks."

Without reading the label, he pops it open and has a taste—

Hold up.

He reads the label.

Brother what.

[madmud2730]

Hey, Mud, trick or treat!

I don't trust you. Not for one iota of a second. But I will give you this.

Happy Halloween, you god damn chicken on a raft.

[iterumprimus]

Optimus, sir!! I hope you're doing well!! Have you read anything good recently? I've been reading a literary epic called "Spiderman!"

I have done far more reading in the past joor than what feels like a life time, my friend. Visual novels and 'comics' are new to me. What would you recommend, aside from Spiderman?

...Who is not a true spider, if I am remembering correctly, but is most certainly a man.

[cantbuffthis]

Most productive thing he's done lately is wax Smokescreen's eyebrows.

[codenamejudas]

Judas, Judaaaaas. Can you give me an album recc? I wanna listen to something new!

"Always. What kind of vibe are you going for? Are we partying? Mending a broken heart at 3am? Mad about stuff?"