**I came to the realization that if I fudge the numbers enough I can line up those twins I designed for Aggie and Stan to be just a little bit older than Soos, ergo they would be his best friends
**And when I say fudge the numbers I mean committing to Aggie in her late 30s being like oh shit??? Baby?? BABIES? Which honestly tracks bc you’re more likely to have twins the older you are?? I think there’s some science there
**I picture the twins (along with an additional older sister that I always give Stan and Aggie who I’ll talk about at some point) living in a timeline where Aggie and Stan ran into each other in GF after the portal incident and she like.. Agrees to help him with the portal and one thing leads to another and oops they’re a little family now (bc Bobby still exists and is around)
**Little Soos with his slightly older cool friends who hype him up and make him feel like the coolest kid in the world and who come back to visit a lot during their adventures and they eventually hype him the fuck up about Melody
**Aggie with her inability to NOT parent stray children basically treats Soos like a bonus child so by the time he’s an adult working for the shack she fully refers to him as one of her boys ESPECIALLY since Jack and Forrest leave GF to go on adventures she’s just like Soos is my best kid because he STAYED >:P (joking of course) and she’s also like. Besties with Abuelita, very fun.
**one of my favorite hobbies is forcing fatherhood on Stan bc he deserved to be a better dad than he ever had.
**also as an aside if Aggie helped with the portal it likely would have been done faster bc she likely would have been able to divine where the other journals were.. just as an aside