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Me: "Hmm I only have a relatively superficial understanding of Sengoku Period Japan, maybe this new high budget documentary series on Netflix will be decent for fleshing that out"

Age of Samurai: The Katana, the Japanese Sword, was perhaps the greatest sword ever made *dramatic music sting, footage of samurai chopping each others heads off*

Me: oh right... AMERICAN documentary.

#it seems to fundamentally have good historian contributors and good reenactment bkts #*bits #but its still been edited for ludicrous mass appeal nonsense

I waxed my armpits

now all I have to do is wait for my face hair to grow out and I'll be smooth as a motherfucka

#the facial hair is a pcos thing #I'm also too scared to wax my lady bita #*bits #*vaginas aren't exclusively lady bits but y'all know that

What If Adrien and Felix Were Related to Barbara Kean (from Fox Gotham)

I'm doing this bc I can and before my brain forgets

Barbara is Emilie's half sister through their father

Barbara's mother never told her husband that she cheated on him with someone from Paris

But she did send him letters which he as well kept hidden

Emilie found out about Barbara when she was 16 and her father came clean only to her

She's seen the photos of Barbara

When Amilie found out she was heartbroken

Once the twins are 18 and Barbara is 19 they contact her and inform her about them being siblings

However, they don't tell her that they're wealthy not at all

Whenever Emilie looks at Adrien she sees Barbara's blonde waves in him

When Amilie looks at the photos she noticed that Felix got Barbara's icy blue eyes and cheekbones

They meet every once in a while with baby photos of Adrien and Felix

They're shocked when Jim calls them that Babs murdered her parents and is in Arkham

They're very much more afraid with how she becomes very much a criminal and cut contact

Even as far as telling Jim to inform Barbara they don't want her anywhere near her

Barbara is of course hurt

To be continued?

#miraculous ladybug #miraculous ladybug au #miraculous lb headcanons #adrien agreste #barbara kean #gotham #miraculous ladybug x gotham #gotham x miraculous ladybug crossover #gotham spoilers???#season 1 of gotham bitz #*bits

So it turns out a pap smear is a really awkward time to find out you're ticklish

#medical tw #it was actually pretty funny #we both laughed about it #medical providers do pap smears all the time #it's nothing they haven't seen before and they're good at putting their patients at ease #seriously cervix owners! get your pap smears!#it takes like 2 minutes and is to typically pain free #and if you're uncomfortable physical or otherewise #communicate with your provider they're here to help!#it's a really normal thing Americans are just weird about it because our culture likes making people ashamed of having bodies/human bitd #*bits

I really hope the anime doesn’t shy away from the bloody bits

#ignore the penguin #those buts always look so good in game #*bits

I just had a dream where Dan and Phil had a daughter and like. We're raising her as a platonic pair of friends. No one in the audience believed they were just friends at that point but like, their dynamic was basically the same and there was no evidence they were or are in a relationship, except for the literal child they were raising. If anyone asked about it they said they weren't together they just felt like they could give a child a good home so why not adopt one.

#actual dream I just woke up from #wild to have pleasant dreams #if this doesn't sound real please know I'm excluding a lot of the dream logic bits #*bits #like how the child was 4 years old and only just learning to walk and also just me from my baby picture