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“Help. My boss is coming on to me, but I’m not even that mad ’cause he’s kinda cute.”

*for @unwcvering. BLR — “Bushes of Love”

Her head hangs. She hasn’t felt this stressed in a long time. It probably comes with the territory, academic life and all, but that doesn’t mean she has to accept it. After all, Waver doesn’t look nearly as bothered. Or maybe he is. He always looks at least a little miffed about something. Cherry sighs. “Everyday I worry all day...” How does he deal with it?

#unwcvering #*CHERRY (ic.)#belated LYRICS STARTER CALL

Date with Cherry Martini.

Date Fee: $5000 Customer Comments: "A kind, gentle person! I had a good time. (Person in 20s)"

“So this is how I pay rent now...!”

#*CHERRY (ic.)#[cherry vc] this is way better than 10c like glasses over there

Cherry Martini is into just edgy types

“I can hear you snickering in the back. Shut it.”

#*CHERRY (ic.)#why is this highly relevant

@hxgure said: brow arched, he paused for a moment. “what’s the most sinister thing at the supermarket?” words dragged out from lips in a low, hoarse tone. doubtful and confused at her accusation in regards to the supermarket, nicolas was curious as to what exactly was the most sinister thing at a place like this. nothing but harmless older folk, save for a few energetic ankle biters. maybe someone had a few too many. it wouldn't be the first time he was in company of a very drunk cherry. /sentence meme B)

When his brows arched, hers furrowed. He was a taciturn man, and not without reason, so when it came time for him to speak like this, he certainly couldn’t have minced words. “Don’t repeat it. You make me sound like a dummy.” Her fingers crossed. “It’s really sinister, okay? It’s totally sinister.” How well could he read lips? If she launched into a full tirade, would he keep up? She rolled her eyes. Her arms alternated between crossing and resting with her fists on her hips. Her lips puckered as she tapped her toe. There had to be an elegant way to say it.

“It’s the sample people.” Cherry huffed. “They’re so insidious!”

She locked eyes with him to make sure he was on the same wavelength. “See, it starts off real simple, right? Why not try a bite of the product? It’s there for the tasting! It’s free real estate—there’s no law saying you can’t walk off with every sample on the tray! But it is frowned upon. That’s not the point.”

A thumb and forefinger pinched between her brows. “Anyway, it’s a trap. You think you’re home free, so slick, got to try a new product, or maybe even a food you already like and you just wanted another taste. But it’s no good at that point, no sir! They got you hooked. You’re in their domain now. Any power you had is gone. G-O-N-E. Those sample people, they’re a smart bunch. They know you’re human and that you’re capable of feeling guilt. That’s what they bank on.” She waggled a finger.

“Now that you ate something, you gotta buy something or else you look bad. No one wants to be the ass that stands there munching samples and asks about the product, then just walks off. That’s a surefire way to make the workers hate you. And you know what happens if they hate you, right? The news, it spreads. Soon enough, that cashier you were so buddy-buddy with, the one that occasionally gives you coupons or hooks you up with discounts, she decides that you’re above all that. Surely you’ve got money, you can pay full price. Why not, right? You saved all that money not buying samples. So now you’ve lost your insider! You’re just like any other customer—you got nothing.” Even if he can’t hear her tone of voice, it’s clear from her posture and the red tint to her skin that she’s ready to blow up.

“That’s why these sample ladies and sample gents are so sinister. You think you’re getting away with stealing, but really you’re destroying the web of connections you made around the market. So that’s why we don’t eat samples. Got it, Nic?”

#hxgure #*CHERRY (ic.)#i'm pretty sorry about this but honestly it's kind of hilarious #this is equal parts charlie kelly and george costanza #after this i wouldn't be surprised if nic thought she was drunk 24/7 #...she's sober rn tho

@unwcvering said: casually uses cherry's head as an armrest

“Velvet...if not for the laws of this land, I’d cut you off at the knees.” Her pout only adds to the childlike petulance. It’s an affectionate threat. He knows that. “Is my head that comfy, or is this you being smug and smarmy?" For all her complaining, his presence isn’t so bad, even like this. It’s the warmth of the little moments that she remembers most. He isn’t a brotherly figure, but he's still up there. “You do this, but you don’t hug me...that’s rude. You’re not that cool, y’know, with your butt and fancy hair.” Her shoulders sag. “If I weren’t so kind a person, I’d tickle you until you cried. You really wanna chance that?” Her hands rise up, curled like paws, prepared to attack.

#unwcvering #*CHERRY (ic.)#she lov #he's a good friend

Cherry is into just babdoy type.