Today I went to the grocery store and some random old woman handed me a box of Cheerios while I was browsing the cereal beside her. She was like: "Here you go, Jane. This is the one your grandpapa likes." I didn’t know what to say to her, so I panicked and went along with it. Does it make me a bad person for feeding into her delusion? I guess I’m Jane now. So long Lizzie, you had a good run.













