#*darius

[ringvamp]

[basilich]

funny.

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You are 100% hot, 44.17% crazy, which places you in the marriage zone.

People in the Marriage Zone are attractive and only a little crazy. As such, they’re socially intelligent, responsible, and self-directed — but also very rare. While Unicorns are still the most sought after, people in the Marriage Zone also embody first-rate scores in physical hotness and lack of mental craziness, which is why they usually have their pick of mate. Another thing to keep in mind is that people in the Marriage Zone actually exist, whereas Unicorns are only rumored, mythical beings.

Finally, close examination of the Hot/Crazy matrix reveals that it is possible for Marriage Zoners to be actually Hotter than Unicorns, though Marriage Zoners will always be slightly crazier, by definition.

[basilich]

What, because I like to cook? Seems a little silly to me.

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love as hunger

[ love as ravenous desire, love as something fragrant and home-built ] when florence welch said "we all have a hunger" and when jenny slate asked "who will come into my kitchen and be hungry for me?" and when violet trefusis wrote "I want you hungrily, frenziedly. passionately. I am staring for you..." and when anne carson asked "what are we made of but hunger and rage?"

[basilich]

Can't really go higher than that on the hypersexual scale, huh?

[basilich]

that's funny as hell.

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friend you have a weird rivalry with hot

you are always fighting to show you're better. always seeing who can run faster, talk louder, be stronger. you both whirl to face eachother after every test, showing off the bright red numbers at the top of the page. when you beat them by a couple points, the "jokingly" smug look on your face makes them huff and turn away, give you a friendly punch to the shoulder that might leave a bruise. when you lose 90 to their 96, the bitter spark of jealousy in the pit of your stomach reminds you to study harder. you'll best them next time. sometimes this rivalry gets messy though, and for some reason you both tend to crush on the same person, hurting eachother to compete for their affection. though you always end up forgetting the crushes, and making up. whats some random fling compared to your friendship anyway?

[basilich]

I suppose so.

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the protecting nurturer

you have the heart that belongs to a warrior's mother. you ache for your loved ones and you'll fight to preserve their smiles. you take care of the people around you. you want them to feel safe and warm. you do anything to protect those around you, even if it's from themselves. you have an eye for the details no one else realizes they need. you're the one that makes a house a home. you make sure it's safe because you know what it was like to be afraid of the places that should have been comforting.

[basilich]

Okay, sure, I might believe that.

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just genuinely sweet guys

you look into their eyes and you can't tell if it's a puppy looking back or a real human man. but that's the whole point, really. i mean....wait.....i didn't mean it like that. listen. you're not overtly concerned with whether someone's hot or not, you just want to care and be cared for. knowing there is someone who will remember the exact way you like your marshmallow toasted so they can handle the smore making while you dance by the fire makes it all worth it.