the howells
jacob, virgo, 32: suffers from annoyingly responsible older brother syndrome :/ it’s incurable :/ straight-edge military dude, married his high school sweetheart and had a million (3) kids, you know how it goes. he butts heads with lou on everything, but lou always goes to him for big life advice <3
guy, pisces, 30: lou’s childhood (and teen...and adulthood) partner in crime. he’s a bit of a professional grifter? and a loser. and he runs an underground music blog.....absolutely insufferable behavior. lilith pleasant is dating him though, so he can’t be all that bad.
nick, taurus, 28: idk anything about this man, he’s a professional soccer player and has 2 kids with different women in my save
derek, taurus, 28: nick’s twin. he’s a freshly graduated assistant professor of history at the university of britechester and is engaged to faiz jaleel
lou, leo, 25: stinky? smelly? you know this guy
amie, virgo, [REDACTED]: hot young mom to hot young grandma pipeline trailblazer ✨ raised all of the boys on her own bc wouldn’t you know it...her taste in men at 18 was not good! she’s a retired conservationist who spends all of her time with her dogs and her grandkids. (briefly dated kris volkov but told him to hit the bricks bc she realized that she values her alone time too much)
