#*ding*

[xo2dee]

If vergil asks you to sit on his face, does he just mean 'sit your coochie on my face' or does he full on mean 'I don't care how much you weigh or how worried you are about 'crushing me', sit your entire weight on me'?

more Steve Harvey yelling “SIT ON IT” but its in his head because he’s trying to maintain nonchalance from how badly he wants it

[genericpuff]

at this rate the way my inbox is going i'm gonna have to start signing off my older asks that have been sitting in my inbox for a while with that clip from the Simpsons of Ringo Starr responding to his 20+ year old fan mail

[shaunleewhoo]

Um hello sir? Who told you you’re allowed to be this beautiful? Illegal

Who? Me? 😉

[takeawaythepain]

my mind the whole time i watched cillian murphy in a quiet place part two: ocean blue eyes, lookin’ in mine. i feel like i might sink and drown and diiiiieeee

[bazzpop]

Lucio: *proceeds to make a rap praising his own booty while twerking for MC* Uh yeah I got that junk in the trunk, All the gents 'n ladies be trippin' themselves for dis hunk, uh, I got dat maximum gluten (*he meant to say gluteus maximus but got it mixed up*), when I show up to da club all da patrons be hootin', uh, Just look at deez Bubbles(TM) on the go, Girl I be hypnotizing all the fools with the Thicc Flow. Now I'mma drop it down Low, the Haters gon know dat deez Buns full of Dough(TM)

My wallet just opened on its own and now I’m making it rain on his ass. Does he take credit cards? I’m gonna run out of bills soon

[lcbotomy]

“Huh...so yer the big bad Joker, eh?” Smoke is blown as he leans down, getting a better look at the clown-faced deviant. “I figger’d you’d be taller.”

for @laughter-in-white​

[sheerioswifties]