#*drugs

[brostateexam]

if you're terminally lame and have never done drugs or had sex before in your life, you absolutely need to find someone who has done those things before publishing a book that contains characters doing drugs and fucking in a town car

[wormtiddies]

hi I’m returning for the night bc I’m under the influence (I think) and I wanna reblog

[godlylesbian]

do you ever just want to lay in bed with a girl, lazily rolling a blunt on her back while she makes you laugh so hard with dumb jokes that you have to tell her to stop because she's gonna spill the blunt from giggling and it's just. peak happiness???

[dreadsleep]

A nightmare on elm street ( 2010 )

[simcophogi]

zane: weren’t u reading this one earlier zz?

zazie: yup!!!!

daz: i got a better story for u

zazie: :O

daz: 

zane: no

[fluff-oh-suggestions]

I found god in hotel room shooting glitter into his veins and drinking down bacardi.

[godlylesbian]

i seriously cannot meet enough wlw stoners. all judgements are eliminated when I find out you're a wlw stoner. marry me please