#*for me

[minaguts]

when my dom goes “the longer it takes me to find you, the harder you’re getting fucked” ‹𝟹𝟹𝟹

[marzipanandminutiae]

hey don’t cry. Bracelets with tiny hidden watches have existed since at least the 1840s

[borrelia]

made some gronion oil (cooked gronions + garlic cloves + star anise + bay leaves + cardamom pods + chili flakes in oil for a while) and used it to fry/season some noodles and oooh boy i sure went hard with those chili flakes. very spicyyyy* also i undercooked the rice noodles. but oh well. gronion noodles is still deliciouuuss. big win for gronions

[vriendenboekjes]

so im at my parents' place and found this cap i got at like age 12 and i think itd be cute to start wearing it again but im doubting whether i should remove the ribbon. input welcome!

[rebecaandrade]

i hate it when ppl try to pull the “if you want gymnastics to be treated like a ‘real sport’ stop focusing on the pretty leos” card like no, i love talking objectively about performance and scoring and also i love playing fashion police. these two things are not mutually exclusive

[thatlibragirl]

i’m ready to tap tf outta life. i’m not having fun

[forabeatofadrum]

Thank you @wellbelesbian @cutestkilla @urban-sith​ @excalisbury​ and @facewithoutheart​ for the tag.

The Naked Truth has become so much longer than I initially expected, but we’re nearing the end. I’m happy people liked Simon’s shitty e-mailing, because the drawinf typo was actually the typo I made while writing and I decided to keep it.

“I should get your number,” he says before I can ask to see him again, “It makes it easier for me to answer any questions about gigs and what not.”

“Yes, I might have some questions about figure drawinf.”

“Don’t tease,” he says, but with a knowing smile. Look at us. We’re bantering.

One thing that unfortunately has no end in sight is Ebb and Flow, but I am getting somewhere! Blaine is calling Wes in this snippet since, as @blurglesmurfklaine​ once said, Wes is kind of my brand.

Mr. 21 passes him without another look and Blaine goes in the opposite direction towards the elevators. Wes’s heard his sigh.

“Come on, man, my aunt doesn’t use that much garlic, you guys are just haters!”

“It’s not that, Wes,” Blaine says, although he has to disagree with Wes on the garlic thing, “I just had another weird and infuriating encounter with the neighbour.”

“As Barbara Streisand would say, do not let that man rain on your parade, Blaine!”

Yes, Blaine calls Kurt Mr. 21, since he doesn’t know Kurt’s name offline and Kurt lives at number 21.

Tagging @quizasvivamos @blurglesmurfklaine @coffeegleek (tumblr, it’s been months) @redheadgleek @urban-sith @mostlymaudlin @captain-aralias @dragoneggo @otherworldsivelivedin @bookish-bogwitch @takitalks​ @caramelcoffeeaddict​ @thnxforknowingme @sillyunicorn @martsonmars​ @ivelovedhimthroughworse​