#*gagging noises*

[selfproclaimed-moviecritic]

I need to get between him and that damn counter my god

[loversandantiheroes]

Man, just when I thought I couldn't be more repulsed by Wizard Antisemitism Simulator I find out they went and hired Greg Smellis to do voice work in it, and JoAnne "i'M pRoTeCtInG tHe PoOr WoMeNs!!!" is out here making kissy faces at him on twitter. I need a shower.

[allowaykirk]

Headcanon that sometime early in Anakin’s padawan years, Obi-Wan is having a really stressful day and Anakin makes him a cup of tea using the leftover pasta water

[kaplisbelial]

As an aro demisexual, I am 110% certain romance and sex are absolutely pointless in horror movies. I do not need or want to see a nude person before they are brutally mutilated nor do I want my badass murderer to be killed by “tHE poWeR of LoVE”

[smuttyassholes]

I wanna send u my foot

Please don't

- asshole 4

[mammonspeanut]

Be me

Innocently scrolling through Instagram

Scrolling through OM! Explore page

Finding a post about Satan being a bottom

Bored and curious

Checks comments for shit post ideas

Lots saying you're a bottom when you blush

Me thinking wtf

All comments way to invested in the topic

Detailed comments about topping and bottoming

Lots knowing about dom/sub but not knowing what vanilla is

Even somone scared of checking what vanilla is

Checks lots of profiles

All minors

[sylokis]

what’s her name? please tell me it’s not ziva.

it’s not ziva.

good.

her name is jeanne.

i hate it here i really do

[heartofoshun]

White House bible teacher says homosexuality, environmentalism, Chinese leaders may be linked to coronavirus: ‘Is the World Suffering God’s Wrath?’

“Relative to the coronavirus pandemic crisis, this is not God’s abandonment wrath nor His cataclysmic wrath, rather it is sowing and reaping wrath."

This is not “fake news.” This guy is real.