You: I'm gonna commit food crimes // Me: alright Shay's gonna eat food after bed time that's fair that's a food crime // also you: actually I wanna eat carrots with ketchup // me: hovers my finger over that unfollow button, SIR THATS A FELONY ACTUALLY
I CANT eat after bed time bc of my teeth shells that hold my teeth in place every night and if I take them out I have to brush again and it's too much of a hassle.
That's not stopping me from eating carrots + ketchup for breakfast though


















