DO THE MEME FOR GINGER PET LESBIANS
fuckin
Who was the one to propose: neither
Who stressed more over wedding planning: neither
Who decorated the house: artie before lizzie moved in but both of them!!!!!
Who does the cooking: artie. despite being loud, weird and clumsy one of her strong suits is improvisation.
Who is more organized: lizzie, she probably has all kinds of pretty colorful patterned thingies to keep organized w.
Who initiates bedroom fun: lizzie af
Who suggested kids first: ????? their pets just kind of Appeared
Who’s more dominant: also lizzie af
Who’s the cuddler: artie af
Who’s the big spoon/little spoon: self-explanatory
What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: shopping or making videos or amalgamating pets probably
Who cooks: artie
Who comes home drunk at 3am: artie after her cast parties
Who kills the spiders: lizzie probably
Who falls asleep first: also probably lizzie artie can go for hours on sheer energy
A head canon: they categorize their pets by color.
Their relationship summed up in a gif: no_one_on_the_corner_has_swagger_like_us.gif
Do they have any “rituals”?: yea but i dont know what they are
Who is louder?: fuckin drama queen artie
Who is more experimental?: lizzie
Who takes more risks?: both, because lizzie is lizzie and arties foolish
Do they fuck or make love?: fuck
Lights on or off?: off!!!!!
Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?: artie
Who is more likely to suggest a threesome?: neither
Who comes first?: both
Who is better at oral and who prefers it?: lizzie is better and artie prefers it
Who is more submissive?: artie
Who usually initiates things?: lizzie
Who is more sensitive?: artie
Who has the most patience?: theyre both rlly impatient
Which kinks do they share?: too many to list honestly













