#*god complex lover

[finn-shoe]

i encourage you to do a height chart with you and your f/o's.

some canon, some headcanons. cursed to always be the shortest </3

[finn-shoe]

the kind of relationship i have with volo is impossible to understand

[finn-shoe]

what would your f/os do if they woke up to their govt announcing aliens were real all along and hiding in plain sight? like. maybe the neighbors are aliens too type deal. 👽

me recreating this in the sims right now lol /silly

shane: I think he'd be the most chill about it, like...he'd be half like "I knew it" but also like "hey, if lewis turns out to be one, whatever"

gumshoe: he would be FASCINATED, he's always believed in aliens, and unfortunately now he's going to be investigating everyone.

volo (irl au): I think he'd just not believe it. like, the government lies, what are they trying to cover up this time?

betty: Honestly she'd probably be like, "um yeah sweetie, they always have" cuz i'm sure there's some alien in the house.

az: aliens beyond pokemon? i guess that's likely. very interesting. anyway--

[finn-shoe]

as soon as I get the chance, i'm gonna give Volo a giratina. I thought about giving him an arceus, but honestly? L too bad <3

[finn-shoe]

as soon as i hopped back into the game, Volo wanted to make friends with my mii, and then he opened the rankings board. i see what his sneaky little ass is doing

[finn-shoe]

I'm just going to pretend you rbed the sleepover saturday thing because WHY NOT. hmm.

if your f/os (anyone you feel like answering for) somehow found themselves isekai-ed to the world of the last video game you played, how well would they do? 🧙‍♂️✨

aajsfakdjfla oh man, can i cheat and do the last 2 video games cuz i think it'd be reallly funny cuz one was legends z-a and one was Great Ace Attorney Chronicles

Cuz like ough, I could send Gumshoe to pokemon and specifically in Legends Z-A he's going to one of the in-game locations and he's going to be as happy as a clam no matter what (maybe confused by pokemon, but hey, he can roll with the punches. I can see him easily picking up an Eevee and naming it Missile after the police dog.) (also the people there would be like ??? he reminds me of [Minor Spoiler] but more....goofy.)

And then Volo gets sent to court :) That's it, he just has to face a jury. For almost destroying the world. :) (It's ok I'll defend him and yeah it might not be the most morally sound defense but he's my scrunkly)

[finn-shoe]

sjdjsahsjsja he's out there.....

[finn-shoe]

4, 12 and 19 for whoever is on your mind? 💖

4. Who eats the last cookie on the plate? Between me and Betty, probably her, cuz i'd insist on her having the last cookie lol

12. Who is an "early bird" and who is a "night owl"? Shane is a night owl, and I'm like....none of them lol. I end up falling asleep at a normal time and waking up relatively late, but his ass is up until like 2 am. God knows how he manages to make it to Joja at 8 the next day, but his chickens have adjusted to him feeding them a little later in the morning

19. Who is more likely to cry watching a sad movie? Me, 100%. Out of every single one of them, but i was specifically thinking with Volo how funny it would be, cuz he's like stone-faced, doesn't get why it's supposed to be emotional, and I'm crying at the power of friendship storyline every fucking time. He comforts me but the entire time he's like B|