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!! girl who triggers my predator instincts !!

#follow up: BE MINE!#FUCK. i didn’t get chased through the woods as a child to not know how to chase mfs through the woods as an adult like come ON.#the urge to use long range weapons is so strong but i can settle for giving her a knife #this is also why i want a cabin in the woods. i think it would be just… so fucking fun #i’m mean obviously i’m not gonna kill her yk cause i wanna fuck her but damn if SHE doesn’t think i’m gonna kill her lmao #*i mean #alliekissed

*goodmorning grumbobs *tomorning5 thought i5 wow thi5 hot pitch fanfiction i5 horrible

#*why did i make thi5 right after i woke up #*i mean #*it make5 it like 30x better 5ince it was right after i woke up #*cuz that5 hilariou5 #*but why would i do thi5 to my5elf #*thought

We know Ben, we know...

(gif by: @benhardyispretty x)

#damn those thighs of his just ask for it #and by for it my mean #you know #sitting on #in a normal way of course #*i mean #not like humping them or something #that would be weird #ben hardy #bohemian rhapsody #joe mazzello #bohemian rhapsody cast #queen #ben hardy smut #sterre makes stuff

Fun fact! Alice and Rosalie were the very closest of sisters and Stephenie can not ignore this out of existence

#they both went through some SHIT #i mean we know alice was imprisoned in the asylum because of her premonitions as a human #but bad shit went down in the asylums back in the day man #alice can see the future but never her own past. oof #and rosalie is the only one who was flat out murdered #not an accident or a defensive wound or an illness or an intentiona turning or anything #she has all this angst at being a vampire but being a vampire was never what took everything away from her #that was royce and co #what vampirism did was give her eternity to live with that pain and the knowledge that she’ll never have what she wanted #but it didnt take anything away from her. i hope she processes that some day #8 mean she isnt REAL but you know #*I mean #anyway both of these girls have seen some shit and alice likes to practice makeup on rosalie before trying it on bella #rosalie lets alice design all kinds of clothes for her #they love shopping together #in the saga itself they hardly ever even interact and you know what!! that’s bullshit #also esme.... so many women in these books carry so much pain #i respect that smeyer doesnt shy away from that actually though i dont think she handles it well #ANYWAY alice and rosalie?? besties

anyone here have any gaggins fic recs ?? im bored

#i HAD to say gaggins im so sorry djhfg #im mean sam and frodo for those of you who arent up to date with my name discourse #*i mean

listen, if my fucking hell-brain could let me focus on typing up my notes from class today and not run circles around the speaking practice we did in class today in which n o t h i n g went wrong at all and I did pretty great at considering I had to talk to the professor for it, I’d appreciate it

#mine #text #kieran talks #kieran.college #my brain is running in circles trying to convince me I did something wrong #Im ean I stumbled a bit #*I mean #but?????#I was speaking to the professor and he's intimidating so ?????#I would like to just Type My Notes In Peace Please

lol my friend k is convinced that he’s going to text me by the end of tomorrow. He did say it was nice to talk to me in person so maybe... I don’t want to get my hopes up though.

#amine based on our conversation I can tell that he's paying attention to and remembering my Facebook posts but I don't know if that means an #*i mean #*means anything

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