#*joking

[pilipalabutterfly]

“Mizi is naive and silly!” “Mizi’s entire personality is fake and she’s a manipulator!” You fools. Does the term ‘masking’ mean nothing to you? Do you not realize that the most effective and intuitive way to create a lasting persona is to build it off of what is already there?? IS NUANCE DEAD?? It’s the Ty Lee problem all over again, I hate it here*

[daemon-in-my-head]

#i am so inclined to write a fic like the comments mentioned#pov ur blorbos spend 3k words filing documents to agree to sex#and then proceed to have it notarized and submitted at city hall#it ends with a handshake#the most sexually charged handshake to ever be#but no sex in our smut so one tight squeeze is all they get

No see but they HAVE to have sex after that handshake, the most sexless sex in the existence of sex. After getting it notarised, the city hall official ushers them down the hall to a grey room with a bed and a chair and sits in the chair with a clipboard and a stopwatch and a whistle and you have to have strictly legal sex with the official watching and they blow the whistle like a referee every two minutes if they spot behaviour that is in violation of the notarised document and if the whole thing takes longer than ten minutes they issue a fine. Cuck chair lawyering

Defira your mind.

But if I may, let's use the bg3 blorbos (obv) and add a mandatory prayer shesh as soon as everyone enters the sex room. Before anyone gets down to any funny business we first have to honour dead gods for at least 2 minutes. Its being timed.

Also you should get fined for being too fast, to really amp that performance pressure.

Actually, why not, the participants must provide a checklist for the cuck clerk to go by. Sex has to be performed strictly in adherence to the list and should a step be skipped or forgotten the clerk may whistle and reprimand the participants. If you get 2 or more strikes like this the session is ended prematurely, both participants still have to pay for the full experience and a fine gets added for contractual violation.

But the fortification government isn't *that* cruel so, if you tick the specifc field in the form and give a mandatory 14 day + notice the cuck office may provide you with a bard reading elminsters smutty tales for the session. Obv if for whatever reason the sex is no success the participants get handed the bards bill. Also they read it as monotonous as possible but still try to provide an appropriate sound landscape.

It is absolute misery for everyone involved.

[femchord]

happy 'op is a terf' moment to me

[ffincher]

crit tomorrow but god has smiled upon me and its only 3 hours instead of 7

[fracturedarkness]

Me after every smut scene I read....

Enjoyable and horny.

But it's a shame no one got choked.

[marry-me-malfoy]

somebody burn down my school for me please

[ivecarvedawoodenheart]

you don’t talk in the tags? what are you, some sort of cop?