"Don't stick your dick in crazy."
The mentally ill and disabled women you deem crazy are at a much higher risk of sexual assault. Autistic women are seen as easy targets to manipulate into terrible relationships.
What happened to the male loneliness epidemic? I thought you had no bros by virtue of being, you know, lonely. Or is your so called loneliness actually discontent over not getting your way with women?
"Women never contributed to society."
Sorry, I didn't know you came out of your dad's shrivelled up salami fully formed (ouch). There's no shortage of female scientists, writers, painters, farmers, factory workers, inventors; you just choose to ignore them. Your favourite dead writer had to rely on the women in his life for things like typing, cooking, cleaning, organizing his writings, not to mention all the ideas he stole from those women.
"Behind every great man there's always a great woman."
And God willing she's holding a gun to his head.
It's difficult to argue against that when your definition of funny involves joking about rape and mine very much does not.
"Women are from a different planet."
Yet somehow most of you look like you had to pay a bribe to get here.
"Women don't have to be so mean when rejecting our advances. They should be mature about it. A simple "no" would suffice."
As if you know the meaning of the word "no". When being polite is seen as playing hard to get, being mean might be the only way to let a man know you're serious about your disinterest in whatever he's offering, and even then he might still retaliate with violence to protect his wounded ego.