Chapter 1: Follow These Easy Steps To Make Your Afternoon SUCK
“Mr. Stark will quite positively kill me, which is like, big oof, but I’m— I already— I already failed him once,” Peter chokes, despite trying so hard to keep it together, “and I won’t… I won’t let it happen again. So since you’re the only hope I have left, I don’t really have a choice, but yeah, Mr. Stark is going to turn me into a puree for this. Which is okay, since I’m pretty much breaking rule number one here, which is, uh, ‘don’t mingle with criminals’... Not that I think you’re a criminal, Captain, sir, of course not, but the law— the Secretary thinks so, and uh, rules are more like guidelines anyway, right? So, yeah, I’m gonna die. But it’s totally worth it!!”
in which Tony is kidnapped, and Peter is ready to do anything to get him back. Including teaming up with one Steve Rogers.
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