#*meow*

[theunholyvirginemilyprentiss]

*floorboard creaks*

EMILY: 46 year old white male, drives a silver Hyundai, allergic to walnuts, has struggled with an intense Oedipal complex which was the cause of multiple failed marriages and estrangement from his three children.

SERGIO: *enters the room and meows.*

EMILY: Close enough.

[dark-lord-of-awesomeness]

Hey! I'm a twin! I can help! I even have a magic wand to!

*waves wand around and a magic poof cloud appears around you*

*as the cloud dissipates it reveals you and an identical cat that you instinctively know to be your twin*

...huh

Meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow! Meooooooow!!!!

[runsea]

Gojou cat

[aquabatty]

[holyfucksubnautica]

[jen-tak-trochu]

Also, tiger onesie!:D

( I just had to.)

[bewareoffauves]

can we be in separate rooms of the house and meow weakly to alert when we miss each other?