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‘Tom had a lot of fun with President Loki. He spent the night before coming up with all sorts of hilarious alt lines, but we settled on “beef-witted, half-faced scrubs” ’ ~ Eric Martin, Writer/Producer of Marvel Studios’ Loki

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Alyn Velaryon was 35 years older than Elaena, who is estimated as being 21-26 when Jon and/or Jeyne were born.

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#at least she was an adult.#asoiaf #valyrianscrolls #george why.#elaena targaryen #alyn velaryon #you couldn’t have made him alyn’s son or something????#like sure old men can have sex. that’s allowed. 35 year age gap? fine! fine!#but it simply Was Not Necessary.#elaena x alyn #*mutters*#he pulled not one but TWO targ princesses w cropped hair 40 years apart wtf #btw. we don’t actually know whether baela was still alive.#JUST MAKE ELAENA’S BOYTOY OAKENFIST’S SON ITS SO EASY #literally did he go for elaena bc she reminded him of a young baela.#he and baela were abt the same age at least.#alyn oakenfist

*beckons to premier league fans*

*shifty eyes* *whispering*

Ummmm, does anyone have any recommendations of UK footballer memoirs (or other books) I should read to better understand Roy Kent's background? I'm particularly interested in Roy's time in the youth academies, and what it might have been like to be scouted by a team that was very far away from where his family lived. Especially for any former footballers who are roughly Roy Kent's age (~38).

I know Roy Keane has a couple autobiographies, and the first one is supposed to be good, but other than him being angry and the letters in his name, I don't know how much he actually has in common with Roy Kent.

( @lilalbatross ? @banderlion ? Probably not big on memoirs, but just in case :) )