#*nuka

[vitani-kali-blog]

to: idiot ✌✴

vitani: djdyou leabeme at this fuckinbar????

WHOTEH FCK ISHTIS GUY

QHYS EHSAYIN YOUTOLD IM IWNTEDT O KCIK HIS AWSS

IMGONA KAILL YOU

[betyourdaddyslittlegirl-blog]

#18

Thanks, Nuka.

[goodystark]

headcanons || nuka

2-4 5 songs that are probably on their iPod:

blood hands - royal blood

lake of fire - nirvana

everyday is exactly the same - nine inch nails

killing in the name - rage against the machine

firestarter - prodigy

the one place they sometimes end up falling asleep — where they’re not supposed to: to be honest, just sleeping at home isn't a great idea. who knows when one of the member's of the household might snap. being the eldest, he remembers when his father left and what his mother was like after that. so yeah, sometimes it's best to try and sleep with one eye open.

the game they’d destroy everyone else at: nuka isn't exactly good at anything and that includes games. unless it's the game of "who can set the entire house alight by fucking around with lighters and aerosols" there is none.

the emoticon they’d use most often: ;). always ;).

what they act like when they haven’t had enough sleep: i'm pretty sure that's just how he is normally. maybe slightly crazier, he is zira's son after all.

their preferred hot beverage on really cold nights. or mornings. or whenever.: coffee, black. maybe with some sugar if he feels like it, or if someone bothers to buy some.

how they like to comfort/care for themselves when they’re in a slump: complain. complain about everything, storm and stomp around the entire outlands in fact. go to the underworld or another sleazy bar and get ridiculously drunk. start a fight, hope for the love of everything vitani or kovu is with him to take the punches.

what they wanted to be when they grew up: king. no seriously, it makes sense. his mom goes on about kovu going to be king all the time -- and is she fucking serious?! nuka's the oldest, how does any of that make sense? also he wanted to be his mom's favourite, but fat chance of that ever happening.

their favorite kind of weather: he likes sunny weather a lot, but lightning is pretty cool, especially when it strikes a tree or some unfortunate victim, or starts a fire even.

thoughts on their singing voice (decent? terrible? soprano? alto?) lmao

how/what they like to draw or doodle: so you know how there's always that one kid who likes to draw out horrific scenes of murder and obscenities? yeah, that's nuka. of course they still look like an angsty teenager drew them. if he had a preference, he prefers carving these into tables instead of doodling them on paper.

[betyourdaddyslittlegirl-blog]

heneverhadachance

Hey man, fuck you.

Yeah there was some trouble down the Underworld las’ week or somethin’. Nothin’ I can’t handle but she sure got the worse of it. Some stupid princess was there with the most gratin’ voice I ever heard, don’t think she spoke English well, but Vi seemed to understand ‘er. Stupid bitch spilled Vi’s drink, she was askin’ for it the moment she walked in the bar.

Yeah maybe try bein’ there next time, Kovu. That might help.

You're kidding, a princess did that damage? Well, I can only think of one that would willingly engage in a bar fight in the fuckin' Underworld, not to mention having the accent. Question is, what the hell was Merida doing there? I knew she was flighty but she also seemed like she had half a brain. Wait, should I be speaking respectfully? You guys didn't kill her or nuthin'... did ya?

Uh, sorry, was I supposed to magically know you two were brawling in a bar miles away from where I was? I was still on fuckin' "infiltrate the royalty" duty. Take it up with Mom if you're so cut up about it. Plus, I would have assumed you guys could take on one princess between the two of you.