Wanna Fight?

surrounded by idiots.

[vitani-kali-blog]

merm!vitani ties her wild hair up out of her face w/ dead seaweed. she also probably likes to snap at scaredy little mer-babies who wander too far past atlantica

[heneverhadachance]

Nuka

…What?

[vitani-kali-blog]

Couldn't leave ya out of this. Banzai, Ed, Shenzi.

I hate games.

Alright I’m gonna....I’ll bed Shenzi, ‘cause you gotta believe she’d be a good lay, or at least a fuckin’ scary one, anyway. 

Do I gotta wed somebody? I don’t wanna be attached to either a those punks, honestly. But god forbid I miss out on a chance ta kill Ed....

Alright, I’ll wed Banzai if it means I get ta behead Ed.

[vitani-kali-blog]

I’m sorry, I’m still tryna wrap my head ‘round you not bein’ the center of death and destruction for once.

How’s it feel to be upstaged?

[thegoddessofdischord-blog]

Upstaged? 

Listen sweetheart, I’m not really in the amateur arsonist business, I’m in the making kingdoms fall business. Speaking of which, maybe I should be asking you how it feels to be upstaged. Kovu really pulled through huh? I bet mommy’s ignoring you more than ever now. 

[vitani-kali-blog]

Don’t ya dare bring my brother inta this.

Wha’s the matter? You upset he did your job for ya? Did us lowly Outlanders hurt your precious lil ego?

[vitani-kali-blog]

Yeah, okay. And I haven’t been in a single fight this week.

[thegoddessofdischord-blog]

See? We’ve both cleaned up our act. 

[vitani-kali-blog]

I’m sorry, I’m still tryna wrap my head ‘round you not bein’ the center of death and destruction for once.

How’s it feel to be upstaged?

[thegoddessofdischord-blog]

It just isn’t fair. A few little fires break out in the city and everyone assumes I had something to do with it.

I’ve been on my best behavior. 

[vitani-kali-blog]

Yeah, okay. And I haven’t been in a single fight this week.

[heneverhadachance]

Glad ev’ryone’s gonna finally shut up ‘bout the stupid prince now he’s dead an’ buried.

 Or burnt. Whatever. Don’t matter.

[vitani-kali-blog]

You know what? For once I finally agree with you, Nuka.

's been a pretty good day, eh? And we got Kovu to thank for it.

[vitani-kali-blog]

to: meg ✌

vitani: ur mboos is afuckin crep

howmad youd be if i nkncoked his lieghts out

howmd ehd be if i knicked is lights out

notgona trun meinto a frong or nothin irght

eh fiicuk it

[vitani-kali-blog]

to: idiot ✌✴

vitani: djdyou leabeme at this fuckinbar????

WHOTEH FCK ISHTIS GUY

QHYS EHSAYIN YOUTOLD IM IWNTEDT O KCIK HIS AWSS

IMGONA KAILL YOU

[vitani-kali-blog]

to: little brother ☾

kovu: cold out tonight. take my blanket from my closet 'fore you freeze to death.

[vitani-kali-blog]

to: little brother ⚠

vitani: mom's been talkin bout ya for the past hour. she brought home some special dinner for her "special boy"

better get home quick. nuka wants to eat it & i cant hold him off forever

[vitani-kali-blog]

#7, #26... #20. An' maybe a little of #30. Sometimes.

Sometimes? Buddy, you forgettin' about the first time I broke your arm?

[vitani-kali-blog]

heneverhadachance replied to your post:#18, #30, #26

Yeahyeah, whatev. What one was ‘I don’t like ya’ again? ‘Cause I think I meant that one.

Yeah well if I had the time to do stupid shit like this, that's probably tha one I woulda given' ya.

[vitani-kali-blog]

#34.

.....thanks. i guess.

[vitani-kali-blog]

#18, #30, #26

yeah, grateful to know me 'cause if ya didn't you'd be gettin' your ass handed to ya' every other night

[vitani-kali-blog]

You gotta pretty shit sense of humor, cub. 

Man, last time Bonzai had a bash Nuka ended up tied to a tree stump overnight. In fact, I think it might’a been me that put him there….

Anyway, I never need an excuse to get destructive, I’ll be there. You gonna come too, right?

[vitani-kali-blog]

Well I had to inherit something from Mom, didn’t I?

Yeah, I remember that. Actually I was the one who untied him in the morning… not that he seemed to appreciate it. Were you also the one who stripped him down to his underpants? 

Um, well, actually I was gonna… never mind. Yeah, I’ll come. Can’t remember the last time everyone in the Outlands was this fuckin’ happy. 

Just be glad you didn't inherit her crazy eye.

Awwww you're such a good little brother, ain't you? Heh, ya know what I think I'd already blacked out by then. I wouldn't put it past me to do it, though.

'Course everyone's happy, this is the greatest news anyone 'round here's heard in a loooong time. And it's all thanks to you, Kovu.

[vitani-kali-blog]

Don’t fuckin’ joke about that kinda shit, Kovu, honestly. If mom heard you talkin’ like that she’d skin you and use you as a rug for the den.

[betyourdaddyslittlegirl-blog]

Yeah, I know… that’s why I said it to you! Thought at least you’d have a sense of humour ‘bout it, Vitani. Musta gotten that wrong then.

Uh, so I heard Banzai and all a’ them are throwin’ some sorta party, to celebrate? They’re prob’ly just usin’ it as an excuse to burn tons a’ shit, but could be fun anyway.

[vitani-kali-blog]

You gotta pretty shit sense of humor, cub. 

Man, last time Bonzai had a bash Nuka ended up tied to a tree stump overnight. In fact, I think it might'a been me that put him there....

Anyway, I never need an excuse to get destructive, I'll be there. You gonna come too, right?