Can't wait to read ... Certain subset of Alastor "Stans" claim that Al must've been so uncomfortable watching Vox slap Valentino's ass while conventionally forgetting that if we're going by "Sexual Assault" Logic TM .... Alastor also. already. previously sexually assaulted Vaggie by slapping her ass in the pilot but no one cares cause she's a woman (and also technically if you think about the way she exists now like, her whole character could be seen/taken as one big sexual assault joke but we don't have time to get into that .... Vagina .... ) I know y'all see what I mean though and I'm just saying for those who care about Angel ... And I'm willing to bet the certain subset of Al "Stans" I'm addressing this post towards absolutely do not ... Like if we can acknowledge we feel some type of way about Angel Dust's canon birthday being April Fools we can acknowledge how we feel about the character that was supposed to be another Sex Worker and her relationship with men and stop infantalizing, de-fanging and wobbifying the fucking 40 year old cannibalistic male serial killer who, again, going by the logic that you're going, blatantly sexually assaulted her once for funsies too but y'all wanna act like he's such an innocent turbovirgin because you're also the exact subset of people who think calling tenders, geeks, and squares "virgins" in any context when they really ought to be shoved into a locker by someone wearing a cool leather jacket with some cheeky lil' innuendo on it, some sunglasses and a tooth pick in their mouth for being that dorky as if you're stuck in the 1950's or something is being... Well, you know... And it's not.💀💅💖