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[maxbegone]

TOP 10 TARLOS EPISODES AS VOTED BY MY FOLLOWERS

→ 7. Texas Proud (1.03), 96 votes

I'm sorry I went crazy on you the other night. I'm a cop, I'm used to crazy. Look, I just went through a really bad breakup. Like nuclear bad. And then I relapsed. You mean with me? No. I mean with substances. Right...which explains your reaciton to the champagne. I'm such an idiot, I'm—I'm sorry— It's fine, okay? Ever since I've got here it's just grey. And I just feel numb all the time. I guess I just...I wanted to feel something.

[maxbegone]

TOP 10 TARLOS EPISODES AS VOTED BY MY FOLLOWERS

8. In The Unlikely Event of an Emergency (3.08), 85 votes

I'm so sorry, Carlos. It's your first time to New York and it's like this. TK, do not even think about that. I wish things were different. Hey, look at me. There will be other trips...I'm gonna go grab us some food. I'm not really hungry. I know, but you should eat something. I'll figure it out.

[maxbegone]

TOP 10 TARLOS EPISODES AS VOTED BY MY FOLLOWERS

9. Austin, We Have a Problem (1.10), 75 votes

How long are you going to avoid talking about it, TK? What? The elephant in the juice bar. Us? When I saw you in that hosptial bed, not knowing if you'd ever wake up again, I had all these feelings. Strong feelings. Which is crazy because I still barely know you. I'm just confused. What are we? Are we even...a 'we'?"

[maxbegone]

TOP 10 TARLOS EPISODES AS VOTED BY MY FOLLOWERS

10. Down To Clown (3.15), 74 votes

He's adorable, isn't he? Maybe to another lizard. You're gonna love him. You'll see. Besides, you wanted a pet. Yeah to, you know, pet. I don't want this thing anywhere near me. That's fine! I'll take care of everything. I'll feed him, I'll set up his basking lamp. You won't have to lift a finger. Good, 'cause I'm afraid I'd lose it.