#*the archivist speaks

[fordeadleaves]

currently in sae's palace & it's kinda funny to me that the thieves keep reacting to stuff being rigged with surprise & outrage. like. guys. it's literally a casino. they're all rigged to shit that's how they work. where did you think the phrase "the house always wins" came from

[fordeadleaves]

“dating sounds awful why does anyone do it” says aromantic person with no interest in dating

[fordeadleaves]

literally didnt realize that february 2nd was groundhog day until last night when i saw it on the calendar. the only significant thing that happened on february 2nd to me wqs the fuckin. moment in shuake history yknow

[fordeadleaves]

there’s no canon basis for this but i do think akira kurusu has siblings

[fordeadleaves]

i do wanna say. i feel like grian putting eyes on top of the perimeter is a little “not beating the watcher allegations” of him

[fordeadleaves]

goro akechi is a valid homestuck kid name

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tbh i think my headcanon pegokita dynamic atp is kind of a mutual “i fear only one person has ever truly understood me and i fucking hate the guy” except they do actually get along pretty well cuz they have similar senses of humor & like. personalities in general ig. they just also really like picking on each other & being toxic on purpose & stuff. theyre like “god i just genuinely do not like anything about you” and then they just continue hanging out together. ig its like. frenemies with benefits? i dont think theyd actually be romantically attracted to each other cuz theyre both arospec but like. they would be doing weird bdsm shit that may or may not actually involve any actual sex acts

[fordeadleaves]

what if the last wl wildcard is just all the previous ones simultaneously