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quick short cute things with casper/alistair and leliana/tinuviel u_u
at one point alistair tells casper he really loves his ears and then immediately is like "oh maker that was so rude i'm so sorry i don't"
casper laughs and is like "hush it's not rude. but it is equally as endearing as it is ridiculous that you're careful about. well. you know"
alistair's just like "i just. i don't want you. or anyone. but especially you. to feel like i look at you & see you as lesser or. something"
casper just. kisses him softly. "you're too good for your own good, you know that?"
"good i have you to take care of me then"
"damn right"
it is worth noting that casper is probably about a foot shorter than alistair and is also half his weight and a rogue
but. yeah. alistair is constantly checking his shem privilege and it is equal parts awkward cautious stumbling and just. really sweet & good
alistair and casper is just like. imagine two puppies falling in love but the smaller puppy is clearly the tougher one
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alistair finally asking casper what's up w his hair bc he was worried blue hair maybe is normal for elves so it'd be insensitive to ask
casper laughs for an entire minute before he's like "i dye it. like. with fabric dye. i'm naturally blonde" and alistair is like "oh. right"
at some point he gets curious and Bold (aka morrigan is like. u wouldn't have the balls to dye ur hair) and alistair has casper dye his too
he looks ridiculous & spends the next month wearin a hat wynne gives him so leliana, morrigan & zev will stop giggling whenever they see him
but at least casper assures him he still looks cute even if maybe it's not quite his colour, and honestly, alistair doesn't mind too much if he looks silly as heck so long as it makes casper smile, and it does, so it's worth it
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also. just. estel's end is So Upsetting & tinuviel's is so Still Happy lmao. tinuviel becomes warden commander and stays w leliana Forever (well. for whatever kind of forever a warden has, anyway)
thinkin about leliana becoming divine and the first thing she does is abolish the circles and tinuviel is with her again and happy crying
like they did it and they never even set out to do it bc how would they ever have imagined any of this was possible in the first place, they both fulfill these incredible lasting legacies and change the world together and not a day goes by they're not still madly in love
also... started thinkin about like... inquisition era tinuviel and how she might look and i got this idea for her wearing her hair up and i
wearing it up with like. hairpins that were a gift from leliana for one of their anniversaries... that are also actually Deadly Weapons
they constantly buy each other pretty jewelry that also you can kill people with
leliana gets tinuviel a brooch that has a reservoir of poison in it so you can turn the pin around and stab people with it, tinuviel gets leliana a belt of little gold medallions w gems that have a magical trigger to detach & become throwing stars
ultimate power couple tbh